Clinton accused of fathering secret love child

The Scotsman (UK) ^ | July 11, 2002 | David Cox in New York

[spald]

Hope you're right Bonaparte.

Heck, I'd ask for Paul Atreides's DNA too. Remember Muad'dib would have self-destructed if he didn't have all these enablers propping him up (by the third book I was convinced the enablers were finally gone).

[flushed with pride]

I'm with you. From what I understand, this guy left the oval office encrusted with the stuff. If anyone needs a sample of his 'genetic material', just swab the carpet, drapes, chair, chandelier, etc. to get some dried flakes of it.

[sheik yerbouty]

X42 Damian will refuse. In any case all the Clintons' DNA is the same...

[RandyRep]

Gee, maybe Anthony Pearson has a crush on Chelsea Clinton...pretty common in Arkansas, I hear, to marry your close relatives.

Boggles the mind, eh?

Of course, he would need Chelsea to have a DNA test that shows Billy was not her father in order to marry her legally.

[Caipirabob]

I heard his love-child was interested in the military.

[doxteve]

OK, the stained dress was splattered with Clinton's DNA.

Couldn't, shouldn't these samples be compared with the DKB son to see if there's a match?

Or, can evidence of one "incident" not be used for another?

[Pompah]

Just "scoop up" some out of the lavatory.
Yup. Find that sink that they took out of the Oval Office and you got an endless supply of Bubba Boy's DNA.

[Libloather]

Bump...

[Howlin]

OMG........go shopping ONE afternoon and see what I miss! Thanks.

[leprechaun9]

I remember when Bob Bennett, Clintoon's lawyer, criticized the decision of the Court that made Clintoon stand for trial while he was president.

Bennett said, That this decision would bring hundreds of women out of the wood work making similar claims. At the time, I thought he was only trying to be funny, but now I realize that he probably has seen the FBI files on all of those women and the hundred number was NOT an exageration!

[clevelandrocks]

Gee, I wonder how Chelsea feels about possibly having a sibling? Wonder if they look alike? That could be scary.

[UnBlinkingEye]

Who gives a sh!t.

Bush has refused to pursue any crimes, even war crimes and crimes against humanity of the prior administration. Apparently that could upset members of the club.

[Salvation]

The paternity battle began when Paul Pearson, a retired lawyer, from Dallas, Texas, demanded to know if the famously unfaithful former president is the real father of his son, Anthony, 20.

Inquiring minds want to know.

[altair]

I wonder how Chelsea feels about possibly having a sibling?

He would only be a step-brother. I think her father is Webb Hubble.

[LasVegasMac]

If they need Clinton's DNA, why don't they just get some from the slime trail he leaves where ever he goes comes.

Now where did we put that blue dress?

Nice spin on the legacy thing, Bubbers. You truly are the greatest....POS that I have the unfortunate memories of experiencing. You are sick and you make me sick - please excuse me while I go Democrat in my crapper.

LVM

[PatriotReporter]

bump

[oline]

Okay -- here it goes --- I have the issue of the National Enquirer with this story in it.....and I was all prepared for some juicy info on Clinton's love child and I was dissapointed -- this kid looks nothing like Clinton I must have compared their photos a dozen times. Now, I wouldn't be surprised if there is some child out there that *is* his --- but this kid clearly is not his.

The Enquirer also provides a picture of the real dad and the kid looks very similar to him.

[Kay Soze]

Bump

[blondee123]

"If anyone needs a sample of his 'genetic material', just swab the carpet, drapes, chair, chandelier, etc. to get some dried flakes of it."

Don't you remember, Laura Bush immediately replaced the carpet in the Oval office, but wouldn't you, knowing what went on there? LMAO

[Ann Archy]

There were NO tests done for the prostitute's child paternity. A Rag printed this from looking at the Starr Report on the Goo that he Spewed on Monica's blue Gap dress.

If Anthony turns out to be his kid and gets some of his money..well.....I'll be SCHADENFREUDING for years!!!