Hell Fred, you can't count anyway. This is just a case of an ant running up an elephant's leg with rape on its mind. JW just met its waterloo. With the publicity this stunt is causing the Halliburton legal team has no recourse but to step on this little bug.
Well, aren't you just a regular Molly Ivins?
Are they going to kill him? Is that what you're saying?
Trying your hand before your first book of pithy maxims is published?
I can already visualize the critical commentary: "A Benjamin Franklin he is not, but he does have a unique Texas-style style way of telling simple axioms that one may expect to learn throughout life, like 'This is just a case of an ant running up an elephant's leg with rape on its mind'. Truly unique indeed..."