Trying your hand before your first book of pithy maxims is published?
I can already visualize the critical commentary: "A Benjamin Franklin he is not, but he does have a unique Texas-style style way of telling simple axioms that one may expect to learn throughout life, like 'This is just a case of an ant running up an elephant's leg with rape on its mind'. Truly unique indeed..."
I wouldn't expect a giggly groupie to understand. Just as I always expect and enjoy seeing an idiot like Klayman shoot himself in the head. I would have said foot but this one is his “professional” suicide. It could not have happened to a more deserving roach.