Bill Clinton to Answer Your Questions About AIDS on MTV; What Would You Ask Him?

various, including MTV and Business World web sites ^ | July 4, 2002

[mountaineer]

Your questions are welcome. Go here to ask a question of any of the panel members.

The story above doesn't mention that appearing with Clinton in Barcelona will be Her Highness Rattana-Devi Norodom, the Princess of Cambodia. (Go to the Staying Alive web site for more info). The Princess seems to be just x42's type:

[Renegade]

Tell me Bill, From whom did YOU contract AIDS and is that why your medical records are so secretive ? Is Magic Johnson your idol ??

[Captainpaintball]

I'd ask, "Hey Scumbag! Why didn't you ever release your medical records? Do YOU have AIDS or any other STD?

[Paul Atreides]

So, Bill, how many women do you think you've infected, so far?

[Captainpaintball]

You beat me to it! I hope someone in that audience thinks like us!

[mountaineer]

Former US President, Bill Clinton, and former South African President, Nelson Mandela will jointly close the XIV International AIDS Conference on 12 July 2002.

Mr Clinton, the Advisory Board Chair of the International AIDS Trust, will deliver a speech entitled "Action Against AIDS: For the Global Good". Honorary co-chair of the International AIDS Trust, Mr Mandela will present a speech entitled "Care, Support and Destigmatization".

Opening Ceremony

The Opening Ceremony will take place on 7 July 2002. It will have a distinct Catalan flavor, and will feature a Candlelight Memorial. Performances at the Opening and Closing Ceremonies will be conducted by El Comediants, a Barcelona-based theatrical group. AIDS 2002 web site.

[DainBramage]

Mr. Clinton,

Is your winkie really bent?

I'll hang up and listen for the answer.

[DainBramage]

Clinton first made a splash on MTV

The ol' splash comment, right off the bat.

[mountaineer]

I must admit, I already posted my question at the staying alive site. It was something along the lines of "Mr. Clinton, isn't the best way to avoid contracting AIDS not to emulate your promiscuous lifestyle?"

[Bars4Bill]

Clinton first made a splash on MTV during his initial bid for the White House in 1992, appearing on a town hall-style special in which he played his saxophone and gamely answered questions about what sort of underwear he wore.

Thus demonstrating his maturity.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Bill, which venereal disease(s) do you have that makes it to "embarrasing" to release your medical records?

[mountaineer]

Memo to Blubba: since you're going to be in Barcelona, you may as well check out this site.

[NetValue]

Mr, clinton, what safe sex do you practice when your gate swings both ways?

[Slyfox]

Senor Clinton:

Which one of the 258 known venerial diseases don't you have?

[Slyfox]

[Paul Atreides]

[Endeavor]

"The Princess seems to be just x42's type:"

Exactly what I was thinking.

[mountaineer]

She gave me so much, but Ah'm purty sure AIDS wasn't among them.

[Bon mots]

Just the guy for MTV.

[Slyfox]

Talk to the hand: