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Texans Chip in to Rescue Stranded Chicken-Hypnotist
Reuters ^ | Fri Jun 28, 9:19 AM ET | Reuters

Posted on 07/01/2002 7:19:18 PM PDT by vannrox

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I thought this was strange.
1 posted on 07/01/2002 7:19:18 PM PDT by vannrox
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One is building a submarine in his garage and several others practice "geo-caching," a form of treasure-hunting using satellite communications systems.

Translation = nerds..........

2 posted on 07/01/2002 7:23:11 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
This story is making me dizzy.
3 posted on 07/01/2002 7:29:22 PM PDT by Cagey
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To: vannrox
"I thought this was strange."

What? Don't you hypnotize your chickens? ;)

4 posted on 07/01/2002 7:30:23 PM PDT by 2111USMC
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Are you sure you didn't get this story from The Onion?

I've got to wonder why a chicken hypnotist needs an $1800 bicycle for her act.

The whole idea of hypnotising chickens has always struck me as bizarre. It just seems to easy. You can kill a chicken with a sudden loud noise, it shouldn't be to hard to hypnotize one.

If someone could hypnotise a hippopotamus, now, that would be something. I san see the banner now: HURRY! SEE HARRY THE HIPPO HYPNOTIST! Try saying that fast.
5 posted on 07/01/2002 7:30:33 PM PDT by jimtorr
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
At least they are not sitting on their butts watching Oprah and Jerry Springer all day. I say, go for it!
6 posted on 07/01/2002 7:31:21 PM PDT by Dudoight
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Dizzy? You are supposed to be "getting very sleepy"......."Now, play the piano with your nose"...........
7 posted on 07/01/2002 7:32:00 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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Translation = nerds..........

Why thank you. I'm a geo-cacher.

8 posted on 07/01/2002 7:32:22 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Howdy!

9 posted on 07/01/2002 7:33:34 PM PDT by Cagey
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Whattid she spin a pencil around her own head my mistake?

10 posted on 07/01/2002 7:33:34 PM PDT by Jhoffa_
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Why thank you. I'm a geo-cacher.

The prosecution rests, Your Honor......... (lol)

11 posted on 07/01/2002 7:33:43 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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....star act consisted of hypnotizing chickens and making them play the piano.

That is something I would pay to go see. I won't pay very much. but I'll pay.

12 posted on 07/01/2002 7:34:09 PM PDT by JZoback
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Piano playing chickens here............
13 posted on 07/01/2002 7:35:46 PM PDT by MozartLover
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Texans Chip in to Rescue Stranded Chicken-Hypnotist

I admit to being somewhat of a nerd and having played with geo-cacheing but I am NOT building a submarine in my garage AND I don't empathize with a chicken-hypnotist.

14 posted on 07/01/2002 7:36:09 PM PDT by TexasChip
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That is something I would pay to go see.

The tip jar is on top.

15 posted on 07/01/2002 7:40:28 PM PDT by Cagey
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To: JRandomFreeper

AL GORE EXPLAINS HOW TO HYPNOTIZE CHICKENS.

16 posted on 07/01/2002 7:42:36 PM PDT by MozartLover
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Et tu, MozartLover?
17 posted on 07/01/2002 7:46:22 PM PDT by dighton
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Hypnotizing chickens is one of Algore's specialties!! He never said he could make them play the piano... Guess he needs more training.
18 posted on 07/01/2002 7:47:12 PM PDT by LADY J
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Texans Chip in to Rescue Stranded Chicken-Hypnotist

Beware of chips borne by Texans.
They may not be chickenchips.

19 posted on 07/01/2002 7:48:54 PM PDT by gcruse
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Beware of chips borne by Texans.

Fresh ain't fair. You gotta at least wait until they dry a bit.

/john

20 posted on 07/01/2002 7:52:11 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper
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