Some Alabama Residents Swear By Manure Tea

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[chance33_98]

Some Alabama Residents Swear By Manure Tea
Legislator: Each Batch Tasted Different
Posted: 10:23 a.m. EDT July 1, 2002
Updated: 10:30 a.m. EDT July 1, 2002

MOSSES, Ala. -- It's an herbal cure that could be worse than the disease. But some in rural Alabama swear by a home cold remedy known as Many Weed Tea.

The main ingredient is dried cow manure. Veteran state legislator Hank Sanders of Selma remembers his mother serving it to him when he was a boy, affiliate WDSU-TV in New Orleans reported. He said each batch tasted a little different, depending on what the cow was eating.

The manure tea is a new one on state epidemiologist J.P. Lofgren. He can't believe anyone would actually drink the stuff.

[chance33_98]

Uhhhhhh

[Don Myers]

"Veteran state legislator Hank Sanders of Selma remembers his mother serving it to him when he was a boy, affiliate WDSU-TV in New Orleans reported. "

Sounds like child abuse.

[Phantom Lord]

Our Ma been giving us manure tea all our lives. Look how its helped us.

[DETAILER]

Probably Hallucinogenic as well.

[Inge_CAV]

M-Tea ... The preferred drink of Socialist Democrats.

We always known they were full of ----!

[parsifal]

I thought they just kicked "it" down there in Allybam. parsy.

[Junior]

Evidently, it tastes like crap.

[Enterprise]

Your friendly Socialist - Crap in - Crap out.

[chance33_98]

Is that pic from the gay pride parade?

[parsifal]

I wonder if this is something to make those multi-culturilist folks put their money where their mouth is????

They is always wanting us to explore new things....parsy.

[Phantom Lord]

No. Its from the Alabama Heritage Society Ball.

[aruanan]

Veteran state legislator Hank Sanders of Selma

Democrat tea?

[billbears]

Hey, the cure is sometimes worse than the disease, but if it helps, who are we to question? These folks in the great state of Alabama have used it for years so it must work

[Destructor]

So what? Some Alabama residents swear by marrying their cousins, too!

[parsifal]

Maybe the two twin boys that Bill and Hillary put up for adoption back when she was a student at Wellesley?

[Enterprise]

I think all liberals should drink a hearty mug of manure tea. After all, "Waste is a terrible thing to waste."

[Inge_CAV]

The clinton's must have their's delivered in fifty-five gallon drums.

[spectre]

"tasted different, depending on what the cow was eating"....

Clover flavored, corn flavored...grass flavored.?

Mixed with poop and watered down, it should all taste just about the same...like S#it!

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[Enterprise]

I can see it now. A mug of frosted Manure tea to wash down all that greasy pizza. The Clinton's must have been in hog heaven.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

"Veteran state legislator Hank Sanders of Selma remembers his mother serving it to him when he was a boy, affiliate WDSU-TV in New Orleans reported. "

At last we finally know why legislators are so full of it.