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Garage Logic ^ | Joe Soucheray

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1. Have you ever attended the Hubert H. Humphrey Institute of Public Affairs? (If yes, thank them for their time and move them on to the next house.)

2. Would you be willing to limit yourself to 4 or less terms in office and would you be willing to sign a public proclamation saying so?

3. Do you think government can solve most of our problems? (If yes, thank them for their time and move them on to the next house)

4. Why are you running? (answer in 30 words or less)

5. Other than Karl Marx, please tell me the name of one economist.

6. Do you believe in limiting the growth of government to the Personal Income Index?

7. In the early 1930's, when Winston Churchill warned England and Europe about Hitler and the German war machine, people thought he was crazy. Are you willing to take an equally tough stand in the state legislature?

8. Which section of the paper do you read first? (If they answer the Editorial page or the Metro section, thank them for their time and move them on to the next house)

9. If you could have dinner with anyone who has ever lived, who would it be? (Jesus and Ghandi are unacceptable answers)

10. If you have served in public office before, how long have you served and please name five of your best accomplishments.

11. Would you be willing to take a pay cut to solve our budget problems?

12. What is the difference between Micro and Macro economics?

13. Please quote one line from the movie Caddyshack. (If they cannot quote Caddyshack, Stripes is an acceptable alternative)

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