Cow Falls on Car, Driver Injured

Washington Post via AP ^ | 6/27/02 | AP

[NormsRevenge]

cow strayed .. cow fell over tunnel entrance .. women injuredVIENNA, Austria ...

[NormsRevenge]

Ouch!

[Paul Atreides]

Another Chelsea drunken spree?

[DoughtyOne]

I hate when that happens. Cats n dogs is bad enough, but cows?

[HELLRAISER II]

Shades of the movie "Rat Race" did you see it?

[DoughtyOne]

Okay... are bad enough. Sheesh!

[DoughtyOne]

Now that wasn't very nice. How demeaning....

to cows!

[Billthedrill]

Well, you can watch for this sort of thing, but it's kinda like those "watch for falling rocks" signs - you see one, whatcha gonna do, break out your catcher's mitt?

[ez2muz]

Wonder if this has anything to do with the missing "cow-catapults" from the National Guard Armory?

[Paul Atreides]

Or, when Anna Nicole's bra strap snaps.

[Fzob]

Faling cow sinks ship


http://www.urbanlegends.com/an imals/falling_cow_sinks_ship.h tml

[NormsRevenge]

One NatioN, UnDer CoW ..

[TexasNative2000]

It's an udder disaster. . . . . .

[1rudeboy]

Holy Cow!

[eFudd]

I will believe this when cows fly . . . oops!

[Tacis]

Airborne cows in this country are, of course, the reponsibility of Norm Mineta and the Federal Aviation Authority. Mineta's office announced today that, in order to protect the American public from the terrible dagers associated with plummeting bovines, ALL (every one, no exceptions) cows in American must have painted or branded on each side with the words, "Falling Cow - Step Briskly to One Side!"

The 42,000 pages of regulations associated with this new rule, including the indiviual cow registration/license tag procedures will be published in the Federal Register. A new Federal Cow security force (they will, for the time, be unarmed) will be established promptly and a member stationed at every gravity-cow confluence location in America.

Mineta, wearing his usual orange fright wig and red nose ball, honked his uuugah horn and said, "Amercans must be secure in the knowledge that we will not stand idly by while they run the risk, not matter how slight, of being cow impacted."

Further, Mineta, shuffling in his immense floppy shoes and spritzing reporters with selzer, went on to say that "The Federal Cow Security force would definitely not profile 'brown cows', despite the dangers that might be associated with 'hows' and 'nows.'"

[tracer]

I'll bet that her USSS protective detail is quite upset about this.....

[Inge_CAV]

When cows are oulawed, only outlaws will have cows.

They can have my cow when they pry my cold dead fingers from her udders.........

[MaeWest]

.....when cow tipping goes wrong.

[NormsRevenge]

Yes, We must unite and stop these acts of bovinicide before someone is seriously hurt. It is our Govt's duty to protect us from these hooven enemies of innocent drivers everywhere. The Bull Stops Here !

[Bama_Fren]

Now that's what we call dedication. Lucky cow!