[WVNan]

A storm arose and three men drowned. They were completely astonished to end up in the fires of hell.
The Baptist cried out, "I thought I had it, but I didn't. I thought I had it, but I didn't."
The Methodist wailed, "I had it, but I lost it. I had it, but I lost it."
The Positive Thinker was curled in a corner with his hands over his eyes, chanting, "It's not hot, and I'm not here! It's not hot, and I'm not here!"

[Mr_Magoo]

LOL!

True Story:

My sister is one of those positive thinker types. Years ago she went to see A Man Called Horse with her BF. During that scene where the guy is hung up, she told her BF that if you keep saying "It's gotta be fake". You will see how fake it is.

Her BF sat there saying . . .

Its gotta be fake . . .I'm gonna be sick.
Its gotta be fake . . .I'm gonna be sick.
Its gotta be fake . . .I'm gonna be sick.
Its gotta be fake . . .I'm gonna be sick.

[SpookBrat]

Nan, that's so funny!

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