[Mr_Magoo]

I AM NOT IN THERE!!!!!!!!

[WVNan]

A storm arose and three men drowned. They were completely astonished to end up in the fires of hell.
The Baptist cried out, "I thought I had it, but I didn't. I thought I had it, but I didn't."
The Methodist wailed, "I had it, but I lost it. I had it, but I lost it."
The Positive Thinker was curled in a corner with his hands over his eyes, chanting, "It's not hot, and I'm not here! It's not hot, and I'm not here!"

[MistyCA]

Well then, explain to me HOW you know that it tickles! :)