[TomServo]

The great thing about marriage is that not only does one have a best friend with benefits, but that you get to hang out together all the time.

You been watching 'Friends'? If so - kill your TV

[FreedominJesusChrist]

Actually, I don't watch Friends. I observe my two parents. The only show that I bother to watch a lot is the X-Files, which has been canceled.

[Howlin]

I didn't say that; somebody who's never been married did. :-)