DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE DISMISSED!!BRITISH TO RETAKE AMERICA?(joke)

Etherzone | Sefried

[newsperson999]

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals today declared the United States Declaration of Independence as null and void because it has several references to God. The decision left many Americans stunned and angry and the future of the once great country in doubt. A United Nations world court will now determine if America will be returned to the British, the country that the United States declared its Independence from on July 4th, 1776. Yesterday, the United Nations declared martial law in the United States, dismissing the elected government and freezing all personal assets. Queen Elizabeth is scheduled to meet with the Untied Nations next week to possibly begin the power transfer.

That declaration reads in part:

Full article here

[twntaipan]

LOL!

[BlessingInDisguise]

HAW HAW HAW

[Reeses]

All cash that mentions 'In God We Trust' is now illegal. Please send your cash to me for safe greenhouse gas emission-free disposal.

[Billthedrill]

Yeah, but the Brits ain't buyin' into "Gosh Save the Queen."

[Illbay]

FAST-FORWARDING TO A FUTURE NEAR YOU:

NINTH CIRCUIT RULES U.S. AN ILLEGAL ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION

United States Now Null And Void, Says Court

April 23, 2005 (AP) - The United States Ninth Circuit today ruled that the Declaration of Independence was promulgated on an unConstitutional establishment of religion in its use of such language as "the laws of nature and of nature's God ," "endowed by their Creator," "the Supreme Judge of the world," "the protection of Divine Providence," and "sacred honor."

As a result, the Declaration of Independence is null and void, based as it was on erroneous assumptions about where "unalienable rights" actually come from. Indeed, given the illegal invocation of a mythical "divine being", it is likely that such "rights" are now inoperable.

The Court has decided that herewith, the United States, severally and together, are now under the jurisdiction of the only "supreme judge of the world" and "protector" that can be found, the United Nations.

Speaking shortly after the ruling was handed down, U.N. General Secretary Bill Clinton announced that the U.N. is selling off the individual states one by one, in an auction on eBay commencing on Sunday of this week. The initial bids are expected to be high, as the states are considered one-of-a-kind collectibles.

Details will follow as they become available.

[weikel]

Does that mean we get the same taxes they paid to the British in colonial times instead of the much higher taxes that we pay now( or at least the low taxes Hong Kong paid under the British). I say Im all for it then god save queen Liz.

[ABrit]

Where does the queue for reparations start. :)