New Katie Couric Dolls Set to Fly Off the Shelves

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[Hillary's Folly]

 

New Katie Couric Dolls Set to Fly Off the Shelves

 

NEW YORK -- This fall, thousands of girls are stepping into the shoes of Today Show host Katie Couric, as she becomes the latest leftist-chick-with-a-television-show to also have a doll made in her image. Advo Katie™ is a nine-year-old girl growing up in New York City during America's Great Decline. 

She's a big time morning-show personality, a member of a rock band, and the voice of women everywhere. Pull her colonoscopy tube and hear her say: 

"Good morning. The Gipper was an airhead." 

OR

"Republicans want to take food and medicine away from babies, old people and sick puppies." AND many more great Advo Katie™ quotes.

Through Advo Katie's™ library of statements, girls today will learn how Republican ideas cost people their jobs, and how conservative people fail to open their hearts to help homicidal mothers.

Katie's statements are brought to life with a beautifully crafted 18-inch doll. Advo Katie™ comes in 3 different hairstyles: Frosty Blonde, Bad Girl Brunette, and Bitchy Black. The Advo Katie doll inspires imaginative play and allows girls of today to explore the world through Katie Couric eyes.

The future of the Advo Katie™ doll holds a great deal more than merely a doll and accessories. Couric hopes that soon her doll will allow girls to use their computers to program and personalize their Advo Katie™ doll and design, create, play and dream using Advo Katie™ software. The Advo Katie™ line will also develop a broad array of exciting licensed products for girls, including books, apparel, food, home furnishings and a do-it-yourself colonoscopy kit.

According to secret corporate documents obtained by BSNN.net, Hasbeen Toys plans to make the Advo Katie™doll line one of the most successful in history. Their corporate mission is to have every American girl between the ages of 3 and 11 own ten Advo Katie™ dolls within the next year.  

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[Hillary's Folly]

This article is from last summer, although timely once again.

[WKB]

"blow out" is more like it!

[Hillary's Folly]

too shay

[Mark Turbo]

I take it the Advo Katie is one of those dolls that wet themselves.

[NeoCaveman]

I think the guys at BSNN have been lurking on the StripperMom(TM) threads...

No evidence of an easy bake oven? Hard to say if they have been lurking or not.

[NeoCaveman]

Yeah, there's no mention of the glazed buns in this article.

Market research must have determined that there wasn't enough demand for her buns.

[Hacksaw]

Does her nose grow whenever she tells a lie?

With Dems, that is ears.

[SGCOS]

With Dems, that is ears.

Former Speaker of the House Tom Foley comes to mind.

[Hillary's Folly]

Notice the date this other thread was posted

[ko_kyi]

Here is another effort of hers:

http://www.brokennewz.com/ente rtainment/kcshow.asp

[albee]

"....what happens if we pull the dolls finger?

ROFLMAO!!! Others may call it sick....but I like your sense of humor, Keep it up!

[Starwind]

Sheesh! They've achieved time travel! That's how they capitalized on our ideas!