[GovernmentShrinker]

I guess it would have been too easy just to give the guy's wife a call ...

[nothingnew]

"I guess these parents didn't approve of her dating this guy," Becerra said.

Understatement of the week...BWAHAHAHA!!!

FMCDH

[archy]

So what happened to David Mata's lawn mowers while the chains were occupied with Giovana?

-archy-/-

[mombonn]

What would Dr. Laura say about this?????

[Redcloak]

They must be fun neighbors.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Can we deport them back to Mexico? We have enough losers here. Do they even speak English?

[dennisw]

I just knew this was going to be some kind of messed up 3rd worlder dispute. Lupe this and Lupe that. Wonerful.....wonerful... What a country.

[Founding Father]

The title conjured up so many interesting possibilities.

[Bandolier]

I have not ever been caught chaining a naked woman to a bed; I deny it!!!

[exnavy]

What, no pictures?

[aculeus]

Fullerton couple is arrested on charges of false imprisonment after admitting to restraining her in bid to keep her from seeing married man.

The bid is now "chained her to the bed". Do I hear "chastity belt"? How about "sealed inside a window-less chamber"? "Involuntary commitment to a convent"?

Anyone?

[Rebelbase]

I hope his lawnmowers are safe.

[The Brush]

Hmmm I should have tried that with my ex....

[Anamensis]

Chandra Levy's folks are probably wishing they'd tried this.

[SamAdams76]

Just one more reason why adults shouldn't live with their parents.

[Billthedrill]

This is a clear case of sexual discrimination, and I'm suing. Just because she's 21, female, and clearly on the make she gets chained to a bed naked for free. Do you realize how much that sort of stuff costs us middle-aged guys?

[johniegrad]

Could be worse. She might have had an inadequate dowry.

[biblewonk]

I was just here for the pictures. :-D

[RooRoobird14]

She's 21 years old. Why didn't they just say "obey our rules or get out of the house?"

[LaGrone]

They were caught reading her the story of GOLDI LOCKS!!Har har har!!!