KIM & ALEC'S COLD WAR (Alec Baldwin Humiliated by Kim's Housekeeper)

National Enquirer ^ | June 17, 2002

[PJ-Comix]

Said another witness: "You couldn't help but feel sorry for Alec, who was alone, awkward and conspicuous.

Sorry. I just don't feel sorry for that wife-beating jerk.

[outpost44]

Just the kind of people I want political advise from...

[coloradan]

I wouldn't feel sorry for him even if he didn't beat his wife. He wants to criminalize me for owning certain types of guns or ammunition, and that does it right there.

[dighton]

I stand at the Vons checkout, see the tabloid covers, scratch my head, and mumble "Who the hell are these mutants?"

PS 2 PJ: James Jones 4U in #74.

[Bogey78O]

I blame Alec Baldwin for the failure of the Clerks TV series. Everything the man touches eventually fails. It's universally true. Name one thing he's done that has lasted.

[ODDITHER]

"black widow spider" and "a nut case" who is "bipolar and has multiple personalities.""

If Kim is that bad, how in the world has Alec allowed "Ireland" to continue living with her? You know as much as he likes to fight (being volitle and all), he would have dragged Kim into a child custody battle. But of course, I haven't seen Kim's name in print every other week for public displays of temper. Kim may have two personalites, but they aren't mean and meaner like Alec's are.

[NYCop]

as the blue seaters of Madison Sq. Garden put it... Beat your wife Bald-Win, beat your wife...

[fella]

I thought he was moving to tolerant France and wasn't comeing back until an other demoncrat dictator was in the White House.

[ReaganIsRight]

I'm still holding my breath waiting for him and BS and others to leave the country.

[FormerLib]

Kinda feel sorry for the kid, though.

[general_re]

"Introducing important people to each other is much more satisfying than introducing them to video artists. One approach is to do everything you can to make them attractive to each other and hope that you will receive a sort of social 'finder's fee' if they hit it off. They won't. The social habits of famous people are like the sexual practices of porcupines, which urinate on each other to soften the quills. A more interesting thing to do is to make sure the two important people loathe each other right from the start: 'Ana Plotless, this is Bret Leadpart. Bret thinks your novels are very good - of their kind...Bret, Ana has told me that she's heard you're very famous - in Japan.' This way you'll become the conduit for all sorts of wonderful maliciousness between those two august souls."

- P.J. O'Rourke

[Timesink]

I have no problem believing both of them are nuts.

[lizma]

Two selfish people beating up on their kid.

Her housekeeper picked up the kid??

Poor baby. Ouch and then some.

[Mike K]

I would have loved to hear that chant in person. Even Whaler fans didn't like Denis.

[FlyVet]

as the blue seaters of Madison Sq. Garden put it... Beat your wife Bald-Win, beat your wife...

LOL did they really? Man, them NY crowds are tough.

[DeltaZulu]

"The social habits of famous people are like the sexual practices of porcupines, which urinate on each other to soften the quills."

This quote is pure genius. I fell out of my chair when I read it. I nominate this as the quote of the month.

[timestax]

bttt

[ReaganIsRight]

Try Philly when their teams aren't doing well. They not only threw snowballs at Santa at Vet Stdm. but had a pretty good fight in the stands.

They shovel the snow out ever since. Thankfully, they're getting new stadiums, all those Vet era stadiums are being replaced. The Vet is a bad fishbowl.

[A CA Guy]

Doesn't Alec Baldwin post here:
http://boards.go.com/cgi/WLS/r equest.dll?LIST&room=wls-view-gc

[Imal]

"You couldn't help but feel sorry for Alec, who was alone, awkward and conspicuous.

That's because he's still in the United States. If he would have simply kept his promise to leave the U.S. if Bush became president, he could be contentedly mumbling disjointed Marxist quotes to himself in an anonymous Paris cafe right now.

Imal