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Ryder lightly treading on felony charge
Associated Press ^ | June 21, 2002 | Anthony Breznican

Posted on 06/21/2002 12:04:15 PM PDT by Drew68

LOS ANGELES - Winona Ryder has poked fun at her shoplifting arrest on Saturday Night Live, the MTV Movie Awards and the cover of W magazine, which featured her wearing a "Free Winona" T-shirt.

Her publicist, Mara Buxbaum, said the actress - who has pleaded innocent to shoplifting and drug charges - has only been trying to be self-deprecating.

"The jokes that were made were self-mocking," Buxbaum said. "She was trying to joke about herself and at no level was she trying to be disrespectful to the courts and legal system."

Prosecutors aren't amused.

"This is a criminal case, these are serious charges and not really a joking matter," said Sandi Gibbons, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County district attorney.

Ryder has been stuck trying to promote her new comedy, Mr. Deeds, while avoiding serious discussion of the felony case.

Other stars have used humor to blunt a scandal's edge, although usually not until the legal matter has been settled, said Alan Mayer, one of Hollywood's top crisis-management publicists.

"If the charge is something that is not horrendously serious ? it's not necessarily a bad idea to appear in public and, not so much make light of it, but at least indicate this is not a nuclear confrontation in South Asia," said Mayer, who represented Halle Berry in her 2000 car-crash case and comedian Paula Poundstone in her child endangerment case last year.

Hugh Grant's appearance on The Tonight Show in 1995 shortly after his arrest with a prostitute is considered a prime example of using humor to defuse a scandal. But the actor joked only after apologizing publicly.

"I did a bad thing. ... There you have it," he told host Jay Leno. Ryder, however, seems to be following in the footsteps of singer George Michael, who has said he thinks that the unfavorable community service deal he got in 1998 was the result of a video he made satirizing the police who arrested him for lewd conduct.

Ryder, who declined to be interviewed for this article, was arrested in December at a Saks Fifth Avenue store in Beverly Hills for allegedly possessing painkillers without a prescription and stealing nearly $6,000 worth of designer merchandise.

Charged with second-degree burglary, grand theft, vandalism and possession of a controlled substance, the 30-year-old could face more than three years in prison if convicted. A tentative trial date has been set for Aug. 13 in state Superior Court.

Ryder's attorney, Mark Geragos, says the incident was a misunderstanding turned into malicious prosecution.

So far, prosecutors have rejected Ryder's efforts to get her charges reduced to misdemeanors, and have suggested that her alleged theft is part of a pattern of behavior.

"From just a human being's perspective," said Gibbons of the district attorney's office, "I don't shop at Saks. I'm more inclined to shop at (discount store) Target, as are most people. I don't know what kind of jury she's going to have, but if they're people like me then perhaps they won't be laughing either."

The arrest and its fallout have upstaged Ryder's roles in Mr. Deeds, which opens later this month with Adam Sandler, and the sci-fi drama Simone, with Al Pacino, due in August.

Ryder and Sandler appeared on stage together during the MTV Movie Awards earlier this month, and Sandler hemmed and hawed his way around her legal woes.

"I know that it's on the minds of many. There's millions of people watching. You say Winona Ryder and people want to know this, so I'm gonna just ask," he said.

The question: What was it like kissing her former boyfriend, Johnny Depp?

In her SNL monologue on May 18, Ryder deadpanned, "You know, people have been acting a little strange around here. You know, there's like, you know, a lot of like locking of doors and - and shifty eyes and - and a lot of frisking." In a later shoplifting sketch, she mockingly scolded other characters for stealing.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: celebrities; hollywood; winonaryder
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I missed the MTV awards show but I caught the SNL skits mentioned. They were funny but I had to question her judgment regarding them.

Ultimately, my money says she walks.

1 posted on 06/21/2002 12:04:19 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Either she's a kleptomaniac who can't control herself or just someone crying out for attention. Either way, she needs to seek some kind of help before she gets into real trouble.
2 posted on 06/21/2002 12:23:01 PM PDT by Reaganwuzthebest
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To: Reaganwuzthebest
Either way, she needs to seek some kind of help before she gets into real trouble.

I agree with you. Sounds like she's been using the five-finger discount for some time now (though she had never previously been charged). However, she's been charged with five felonies. That, to me, is most certainly real trouble.

3 posted on 06/21/2002 12:34:01 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Mr. Deeds is going to be an awful movie. If you want to see the real Mr. Deeds rent the movie Mr. Deeds Goes to Town a 1936 Frank Capra movie staring Gary Cooper and Jean Arthur and written by Clarence Budington Kelland and Robert Riskin (he got credit on the new Mr. Deeds for the short story he wrote Oprea Hat. Of course he had nothing really to do with this latest travesty since he died in 1955.

I feel that way about any Adam Sandler film and most if not all of the films directed by Stephen Brill (his writing was OK on the first Mighty Ducks film but not the second and third)

4 posted on 06/21/2002 12:39:02 PM PDT by airedale
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To: Kalashnikov_68
It might be she's just selfish, after all it's not like she's financially destitute. Her biggest mistake is her attitude about the whole thing. But still, why do I get the feeling like most Hollywood screw-ups she'll escape from any true punishment?
5 posted on 06/21/2002 12:41:09 PM PDT by Reaganwuzthebest
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To: Kalashnikov_68
"This is a criminal case, these are serious charges and not really a joking matter," said Sandi Gibbons, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County district attorney.

Yeah, whatever. If you and your boss were messing with the serial criminals Clinton, it would be YOU who would be on the hot seat, while Big Bill did mock pelvic thrusts in your face, Carville frothed on Meet The Press, and Begala lied about your childhood and family on CNN.

6 posted on 06/21/2002 12:43:25 PM PDT by an amused spectator
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To: airedale
Mr. Deeds is going to be an awful movie... I feel that way about any Adam Sandler film

I hate to say it but I do too. I liked Sandler on SNL and in films where he wasn't the lead (Bobcat Goldwaith's drunken clown epic Shakes the Clown comes to mind) but his feature films have left much to be desired. Sure, they may have a few funny parts but they just can't stand up on their own.

7 posted on 06/21/2002 12:46:34 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Come on. She's acting that way because she's a dumb-twit. However if she were smart, then she could be doing the same knowing that these types get off. The judges etc. are in the pocket of these Hollywoodites. BTW, what ever happned to that other twit -Woody Harrelson- who was arrested out of the country? Betcha he was off with a "I'm sorry". And while on this subject couldn't the Klintoons murder on TV half time of the Pro Bowl & still get off w/o a trial. Neudered Ascroft would give it a pass. That's your government- your "Two-Party Cartel' that you keep voting in.
8 posted on 06/21/2002 12:48:27 PM PDT by Digger
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Just reminding people what she looked like before the nose job. She would have no career without it and her Timothy Leary connections, because Ho-wood loves Tim Leary. (He was her godfather, and helped get her into Ho-wood).


9 posted on 06/21/2002 12:54:39 PM PDT by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: Reaganwuzthebest
Wouldn't it be awesome if somebody found a pair and actually slammed these hollywood peckerwoods like they deserve? Just once.
10 posted on 06/21/2002 1:00:01 PM PDT by Freedom4US
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To: grlfrnd
Could you post a picture of how she looks now?

signed, html impaired freeper
11 posted on 06/21/2002 1:01:38 PM PDT by Auntie Mame
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To: Freedom4US
She will walk, be the little misunderstood darling of Hollywood, and begin dating John Walker Lindh.
12 posted on 06/21/2002 1:03:18 PM PDT by luckodeirish
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To: Freedom4US
Wouldn't it be awesome if somebody found a pair and actually slammed these hollywood peckerwoods like they deserve? Just once.

Yeah but these jurors get starstruck or something. And this woman is not bad looking. If she bats her eyelashes and says she's truly truly sorry some male jurors could be convinced (not me of course).

13 posted on 06/21/2002 1:11:25 PM PDT by Reaganwuzthebest
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To: Auntie Mame
Here you go (post nose job...at least ONE nose job, maybe more of them)


14 posted on 06/21/2002 1:13:03 PM PDT by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: Auntie Mame
Could you post a picture of how she looks now?

Here's a few more recent ones:

Yep, she's definately easy on the eyes. She could steal from me anytime (as long as she paid restitution).

15 posted on 06/21/2002 1:17:11 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Auntie Mame
Here ya go:


BTW, her real name is Winona Laura Horowitz
16 posted on 06/21/2002 1:21:05 PM PDT by Doc-Joe
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To: Kalashnikov_68
but his feature films have left much to be desired.

Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison were pretty darn funny!

17 posted on 06/21/2002 1:22:50 PM PDT by southern rock
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To: grlfrnd
And your point would be? Talk about catty conversation...
18 posted on 06/21/2002 1:24:33 PM PDT by zoyd
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To: Doc-Joe
Wow, she's gettin' a bit of a belly on her.

(I like them cute bellies!)

19 posted on 06/21/2002 1:38:01 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Kalashnikov_68
From just a human being's perspective," said Gibbons of the district attorney's office, "I don't shop at Saks. I'm more inclined to shop at (discount store) Target, as are most people. I don't know what kind of jury she's going to have, but if they're people like me then perhaps they won't be laughing either."

I'm supposed to be madder at Winona because she shoplifts from Saks, instead of Target? I think I'd be more offended if she was lifting Michael Graves teapots.

20 posted on 06/21/2002 1:44:52 PM PDT by SarahW
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