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[SBeck]

OK, caption this, but before doling out the snide remarks ask yourselves whether these two politicians are laughing at some joke they just made or if they are laughing at the electorate. They sure look chummy to me.

[Notforprophet]

Homefront Security czar Tom Ridge squeals in pain as Sen. Joseph Lieberman (D - Conn.) pinches his ass.

[lsee]

Lieberman tells the BEST ALGORE jokes!!!

[swarthyguy]

Didja hear the one about the colorblind hindu and your colorcoded warning system?

[HeadOn]

"And THEN - we'll fix it where the metal detector operators work for the government, and don't even have to have a High School Diploma!....."

[meandog]

RIDGE--"Algore's running for WHAT again, Joe?"

[mountaineer]

Joe Lieberman continues to drone on and on with terribly unfunny joke, while Tom Ridge chuckles to self, "Boy, am I glad the battery in my hearing aid wore out. I can pretend to listen to this whiney old windbag, and he'll never be the wiser."

[mombonn]

Those Bright Strips made our smiles so much whiter!

[YourAdHere]

Yes Joe, you really do sound like the father on Alf.

[Lee Heggy]

"Joe, You've got that Snagglepus' thing down so pat! Stop it your killin' me!."

[Paul Atreides]

Joe Lieberman tells about the time Al Gore frenched him in order to get the homosexual vote.

[dead]

I'm running for President, Tom.

[AAABEST]

Ridge: ..... and you lost the election because they thought that by electing us they'd get less government. bwaaa HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[philosofy123]

Liebermn is telling him a JAP joke!

[OXENinFLA]

Get this Tom, the America people BELIEVE us.

[Marobe]

Joe Lieberman: "and ah Tom, when Hellery is Queen, I'll
see that you're made HomeLand Czar ....that ol' whore
will do whatever I tell her ....

[Delbert]

Liberman: ...and then the secret service agent says to Clinton...we got some good news and some bad news. The good news is we found out who peed your name in the snow...it was Al Gore. The bad news is that it was Hillarys handwriting!!!

[RichInOC]

"You think the kiss at the convention was gross? You don't know the half of it, Tom. Al was nailing Tipper backstage before every campaign stop...the whole 'alpha male' thing, you know. The worst part is when I walked back to the charter plane bathroom and through the door I heard Al saying, 'Come on, Tip, squeal like a pig...squeal now...'"

[funkywbr]

Joe, where the hell did you get that wig?!?!

[Joe Brower]

Lieberman: "So you like that 'U.S. Constitution' toilet paper in the Senate bathrooms, eh, Tom?"

Ridge: "Are you kidding? It's hilarious! Can I take a few rolls home?"