California: Rumors of FBI at state Capitol

The Stockon Recorder ^ | June 19, 2002 | Will Shuck Capitol Bureau Chief

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

That reminds me of a joke a friend sent me via E-Mail.


Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was the
beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority
has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS,
DEA, BATF, etc.
Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."
Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their
black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their
backs:
"FATASS."
I feel safer already.....

[Liz]

They might even nail Robin's gay rat butt to the wall! Or would that be a hate crime?

Sorry, gramps. You'll have to be reported to Teddy (glug-glug) Kennedy for posting about talking, thinking, suggesting, insinuating, assuming, inferring that graydavis is a crook, and possibly inciting, goading or causing an investigation of the governor.

According to Teddy, you are a hateful person. Sorry. Don't worry, under the hate crimes law, you should be out in about 50 years, or so.

[Liz]

It's only a crime when Republicans do it. When Democrats do it, it's called "righting a social injustice."

Any "perceived" crime committed was for "the children."

[SierraWasp]

I tole ya... Them danged Demonicrats are nuthin but a huge overwhelming VOWEL MOVEMENT!!!

You dig, FBI and Mr. Vincent... there's got to be a pretty pony under that pile of horsecrap our Crapitol is burried under!!!

By the way... Carry_Okie may be on to their ruthless, relentless, remorseless pursuit of absolute power. Hang onto yer hats!!!

[Grampa Dave]

So be it. Maybe we can get fat gut lady killer out here and investigate him!

Killer Kennedy, the guy who was the cornerstone of the Rat basic policy of arrogance: NO CONTROLLING LEGAL AUTHORITY!

[The Old Hoosier]

Both of your hopes are correct.

[Liz]

Politicians and their aides are convinced the state Capitol is crawling with FBI agents

Shouldn't be that hard to figure out. Look for the ones in the blue windbreaker with "FBI" on the back, and the Glock 23 in the holster. ..........

ROTFL.

And for those who still don't "get it," I suggest they watch for the guy who says authoritatively, "You are under arrest." That's how you know.

[A CA Guy]

I hope they are also there to throw Davis in a holding cell until the urge to sign long term power contracts again passes.

That gov we have is such and empty suit and TOOL!

[Liz]

Maybe we can get a fat gut lady killer out here and investigate (Teddy)!

Gramps. Please. Teddy is incorruptible. He said so himself....while he was swimming in the cool waters of Chappaquiddick.

Who you gonna believe? Good ol' Chubby Teddy or some hate-crazed Pubbie?

[PeterPrinciple]

avoid any appearance of a link between fund raising and lawmaking...

Note the emphasis was on avoiding the appearance, not to stop doing it.

[Harrison Bergeron]

"While I think it's intensely funny to think the DemoCraps might be soiling their shorts over this, the FBI couldn't find it's ass with both hands. "

Or the classic... "They couldn't pour the p!$$ out of their boots if the instructions were printed on the heel."

I agree.

[Grampa Dave]

I'm so sorry. I forgot that killer Kennedy is pro abortion, pro Islamic terrorists and for expanding Predator Gay agendas. If he is for those 3 special interest groups, he should have the license to kill women where and whenever he decides to. Didn't one of his nephews just get convicted of doing Killer Kennedy does so well.

[Liz]

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service." I feel safer already.....

Can't wait to get on an overseas flight....can you?

[DoughtyOne]

Hey that classic was pretty good. LOL

[Redcloak]

Gray Davis being lead away in handcuffs: I'd pay a dollar to see that!

[Republicus2001]

Loose lips sink ships--shouldna said anything - give 'em as much rope as they need

[Republicus2001]

if Gray Davis were to be indicted, can the Dems replace him at the head of their ticket?

sure, - why not Richard Rhiorden?That would be sooo ironic. The primary-losing RINO jumps party and runs on the Demo ticket...

[ClancyJ]

If you are unsure if you are crossing a legal line, you are already well over the ethical line. And if you are wondering if you are about to cross an ethical line, odds are you are.

Good motto for all of us - should be taught in the schools (I continue to have pipe dreams).

[eureka!]

"Both of your hopes are correct."

Let's hope so. ;^)

[Liz]

I'm so sorry. I forgot that killer Kennedy is pro abortion......he should have the license to kill women where and whenever he decides to.......

You nailed it. Being pro-abortion confers all kind of rights on these fellas. The second they say they are for "women's right to choose" they get the right to choose a woman in order to exercise their rights.