"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh"...Welcome Back Slacker Thread

The MudCave | 19 June 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh"
(To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")

(Mudboy on Irish fife)

I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough...
Fer my views to take hold.
MUD's been'a DittoHead so long, now, the Truth shall be told.
We ain't bashin' Dubyuh down...Bush must do what's Right!!
And it's damned high time us FReepers show a li'l spine!!

Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh...
Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh...
Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh...
Can't be wrong...

I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say...
Like to start FReepin' 'gainst DemLib'rals today.
Lib'rals say that they love you...Sheeple, know Left don't...
Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"

Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh...
He's that dude who knows it all!!
Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh...
Can't be wrong!!

(Fireman John on mandolin...more Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories by MamaMud)

Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til Bill Clinton falls.
Wish y'all would come, but we don't need no RINOs taggin' along.
Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against Left's Lie-ies.
We'll stay year after year 'til Left's Fear drops from yer eyes.

Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh...
Gonna have us a ball-all...
Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh...
Can't be wrong.

Left's never had a damn thing but what they have...DemRATS stole what was mine!!
Truth's the damnedest thing...RATS never tried to evict their Slime.
Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will.
I was born a Kansan and a dreamer and I reckon we'll git Bill!!!!!

Heard it Rush Limbaugh...
Justa Lovable Fuzzball!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

El Rushbo's been hidin' out since last Wednesday...today's ought to be a good show.

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Tuesday, 18 June 2002, Limbaugh Thread (McCaslin GuestHost)"

Rush is back on Wednesday...please join us.

FReegards...MUD

[Reagan Man]

Thanks for reminder Mud.

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amigo...MUD

[dittomom]

Good one, Mud! I'll be listening...as always!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll be listening...as always!"

It's an addiction, my FRiend, but a pleasant one...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"

See, Gramps, I ain't no BushBasher...MUD

[Quicksilver]

I missed Rush's show last Wednesday, did he happen to say how long he planned to be off? His website doesn't mention vacation, I hope that he isn't ill, or having problems with his implant.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...did he happen to say how long he planned to be off?"

Last Wednesday he just said he'd be off Thursday and Friday...no mention of leave this week and the substitute hosts ain't mentioning it either.

"I hope that he isn't ill, or having problems with his implant."

Me, too...hopefully he'll be back tomorrow and explain his absence...MUD

[dittomom]

EIB UPDATE - from www.rushlimbaugh.com

If you're wondering why El Rushbo is not on the air this week, fear not. While on vacation, he picked up a case of food poisoning, which led to severe dehydration and then, the flu. He's at home and feeling much better, but not quite ready to re-assume the Golden EIB Microphone. As always, a stellar roster of guest hosts fills in for Rush...

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks dm...I was beginning to wonder. I've had food poisoning before and it's no picnic. Now I feel bad for jokingly labeling El Rushbo a "slacker."

FReegards...MUD

[TigerTale]

Now I feel bad for jokingly labeling El Rushbo a "slacker."

I wouldn't worry about it--although Rush might prefer "The Maha Slackie." :)

[Mudboy Slim]

"I Wanna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, had a Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...We're gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him four years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I'm wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon August night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll wash away Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

Welcome back, Rush!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

El Rushbo's back...comments?

FReegards...MUD

[The Mayor]

his voice sounds like it did when he was first goin deaf..

or is it just me?

[Mudboy Slim]

"...his voice sounds like it did when he was first goin' deaf..."

He's just getting over the flu, so that might have something to do with it, but he sounds alright to me. Now, hopefully he's got his vacation, his sickness, and the Jack Buck eulogy out of the way...it's time to talk smack about some politics!!

FReegards...MUD

[Reagan Man]

Thanks Mud.

[The Mayor]

I agree 100%, i like his guest hosts but......

[Quicksilver]

It's good to hear him. Sounds like he had a really bad bout of something. Great tribute to Jack Buck, Jack Buck was my favorite baseball annoucer...yes, I'm a longtime Cardinal fan.

[dittomom]

Thanks for the heads up. Just turned on the internet stream. Good to know he's back. He sounds fine to me. I'm also trying to keep an ear to updates on the fire situation here in Arizona.