Draft of Bush MidEast Peace Plan Leaked

Floppy disk | unknown | unknown

[rwfromkansas]

Yeah, I would like to see that in the plan, but it won't be. Bush isn't that tough.

[willyone]

Since Bush is pro Palestinian and anti Israel this is never going to happen.

[Mo1]

I was gonna ask .. who uses floppy disks anymore

[Chunga]

"From the tone and the message, I can definitely tell you that a Southerner wrote it. "

No, someone with no concept of southernisms wrote this in an attempt to be funny. I believe that someone is you...and it's the most embarrassingly unfunny thing I've read since I've been here.

[CyberAnt]

Hmmmm? I don't think Bush wrote it - besides, people tend to write like they talk. And ... our President may only have a degree from Yale, and an MB from Harvard, but I suspect if he had turned in any MB work in such disarray of language, they would have thrown it back at him.

I'm saying this is a joke; a very poor joke!

[self_evident]

Islamit Jeehods

Topical, kind of endearing, not bad.

As for the replies, I'm speechless (pun intended). Between the one's that can't quite figure out that it's a spoof (Oh, looky there -- perfectly good floppy lying on ground), and the one's so thin-skinned about the big guy that they can't even take an endearing joke (let alone a biting comment), this place is a whole lot less fun than it used to be.

[dennisw]

What has Roy Masters been saying about Israel/Middle East? I last heard him some years ago.....

As far as CNN goes I thought Ted was no longer involved with them. I guess I was wrong. With his recent statement he has just made CNN viewership more solid in the Moooooslim nations. Meaning more revenues for that loser network since they are being whipped by Fox in the USA.

[parsifal]

I am positive that the author, whoever he/she might be if not Bush, did not write this to put Bush down. In all honesty, if Bush gives a version of this speech Thursday nite, I will be cheering my head off! parsy.

[parsifal]

I agree. If this is a spoof, I thought the author was brilliant in his combination of humor and biting satire. For me,I want to believe that Bush really wrote this, gave it to Karl, and it got lost here in Little Rock when Bush was here a few weeks ago.

I am at a complete loss as to how some freepers could consider this an anti-Bush slam. Ithink thelanguage is charming and refreshingly blunt and to the point. If Bush gave a speech like this,the whole country would be behind him.parsy.

[hellinahandcart]

I can sort of hear Will Farrell reading this. Does the "floppy disk" have the letters "S N L" on it anywhere? ;-)

[PhiKapMom]

Your comment is contemptible -- back it up with facts. President Bush is not the one pro-palestinian -- clinton is!

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

If only it were true...

[callisto]

who uses floppy disks anymore

I'd almost forgotten about their existence it's been so long. This post is a waste of bandwidth.

[Mo1]

This post is a waste of bandwidth

Agree

[parsifal]

I guess we will find out tomorrow nite if this is for real or not. If it is some freepers will be eating crow. Waste of bandwidth, my foot. On what other website I ask you could you find this news? I report....you decide. parsy.

[zip]

an endearing joke

endearing joke, my a$$. A show of disrespect for the office of the President of my Country is the only definition that is appropriate for that crap.

[parsifal]

I guess we will find out tonite, isn't it. Or has the Israeli invasion and calling up of reserves obviated the need for adding B-52s to the Israeli Air Force. parsy.

[Vermont Lt]

I am sitting here wondering if some you think that the poster actually thinks this is real?

I would suggest that before you go to bed tonight, put some coal up the back end...ya'll are so tight it will come out as diamonds in the morning.

While this wasn't laugh out loud funny, it was an attempt. Jeez, do you ever stop being so damned serious?

Oh yeah, if its about Chelsea Clinton you call get a hoot out of it. Lighten up, Francis.

[BallandPowder]

Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!

Parsy sounds like the posting police don't appreciate your humor, I however got a good chuckle from your posting and an even bigger one at the comments... Keep it up!