Chelsea, dubed "the new JFK Jr.," afraid Daddy Klintoon will embarrass her

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[TheTopRead]

Forget about it Chelsea--it'll be embarrassig if Daddy shows up to the wedding.

I wonder whether Naomi Campbell will be sitting at the "head" table?

Just curious . . . Top

[Snowy]

When did she become a sex symbol? I must have missed it.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Little late to be worried about her dad (or mom) embarrassing her, isn't it?

Because the media's attention, (via their embarrassing and illegal and immoral actions), is the ONLY thing she has.

[Astronaut]

She'd be a sex symbol only on the cover of "Horse and Hound" magazine!

[TheTopRead]

Snowy, have you been living in a cave or something? She's hotter than Brittney Spears right now, didn't you know that?!

Please try to stay informed . . . Top

[RandallFlagg]

After about twelve margaritas and a sharp blow to the head.

[stainlessbanner]

Chelsea needs a new daddy.

[Mike-o-Matic]

   her transformation from a dowdy teen with braces into a chic sex symbol

Pardon me for one moment, while I go expunge my stomach contents.

   She was embarrassed for herself and for her mother

Further proof that shame isn't genetically inherited.

[Mike-o-Matic]

Come come now, there's no reason to be cruel (to the horses and hounds, I mean).

[TheTopRead]

Chelsea needs a new daddy

What's wrong with Webb? . . . Top

[1234]

"Noted Connecticut criminologist Dr. Henry Lee...said positive proof that Clinton is Williams' father would require DNA test information not included in OIC documents released to the House...."

"Five agencies have refused to endorse the accuracy of Clinton's published DNA profile. This further suggests that the President's DNA may have been altered for privacy and security reasons. With the Star magazine DNA tests taken from OIC documents and the fact that there may have been an altercation, the paternity test could prove to be worthless.

Published in the March 1, 1999 issue of Ether Zone Online! Copyright © 1999 Ether Zone Online (http://etherzone.com). Reposting permitted with this message intact. ETHER ZONE ARTICLE

[SGCOS]

She'd be a sex symbol only on the cover of "Horse and Hound" magazine!

Hah!

[Semper Paratus]

She's no JFK jr. John stands out from the entire family by working in the dreaded private sector.
Chelsea would lose money if she ran a Krispy Kreame franchise.

[Quilla]

Chelsea afraid Bubba will embarass her? She's doing a pretty good job of embarassing herself - worried about Bush's tax cuts on 9/11, public drunkeness, etc.

[small voice in the wilderness]

"She's let him know in no uncertain terms she isn't his little girl anymore."

????????

!!!!!!!!

Ahemmm. I'm sorry, I just couldn't take the irony of it all.

[r9etb]

"Dad has e-mailed practically every boy I've ever dated ever since I was 17," Chelsea told the insider. "Even if I only went out with the boy one time!

"It's a wonder, really, that all the guys who dated me weren't scared off – or maybe they were!"

Hmmmmm. Even though Bill is a moral slime mold, I do think there's some merit to this method of scaring off the boys who will at some point come sniffing around my daughter.

[1rudeboy]

I must admit, you are devoted to posting that every chance you get.

[RooRoobird14]

Banquet managers at finer establishments always skirt the head table at a wedding. No doubt the wedding videographer will capture footage of Bubba and his kneepad groupies playing "hide the salami" under the head table skirt.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Chelsea, dubbed "the new JFK Jr.,"...

OK, I'll chip in for the flying lessons.

[Pharmboy]

Insiders reveal that Clinton is turning into a meddling father-in-law, even before the wedding!

"Dad can't help giving Ian the third degree every chance he gets, either in person or by e-mail," Chelsea recently complained to a Clinton family insider.

Wassa matta Bill? 'Fraid Ian is like you?

You miserable putz...