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| Hozaifa Cassubhai
Posted on 06/17/2002 5:39:14 PM PDT by Jalapeno
Buns of steel face charges
Fri Jun 14, 2:23 PM ET
By Hozaifa Cassubhai, Court TV
JEFFERSON COUNTY, Mo. ( Court TV) — An inmate who broke a bulletproof window with his bare buttocks has been charged with second-degree property damage.
Garrette Bellew, 21, pulled down his trousers on May 19, ran full-sprint at a door, did a quick 180-degree turnaround in mid-air and struck a jail window with his derriere, authorities said. All this occurred while a perplexed guard stood and watched on the other side.
Bellew had been awaiting trial on two counts of first-degree burglary, according to a Jefferson County court clerk. The additional property damage charge, filed May 30, carries a penalty of up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: buns
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posted on
06/17/2002 5:39:14 PM PDT
by
Jalapeno
To: Jalapeno
Why wasn't he charged with ASSualt & BUTTery?
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posted on
06/17/2002 5:44:30 PM PDT
by
Brett66
To: Jalapeno;dighton
The funny thing is, this was just days before they upgraded to buttproof glass.
To: Jalapeno
Talk about a pane in the ass.
To: general_re
lol. Anyone who can break bulletproof glass with their buttocks deserves their freedom.
To: Jalapeno
Free him - the law is an ass!
To: Jalapeno; general_re; Orual; aculeus; BlueLancer; MississippiDeltaDawg; riley1992...
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posted on
06/17/2002 5:49:34 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: Jalapeno
I hope the film is at 11, because I gotta see this.
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posted on
06/17/2002 5:50:32 PM PDT
by
fineright
To: Jalapeno
We need butt-control in this country.
To: fineright
Tilt your head to the left and you will see what the guard saw....
3
To: Jalapeno
Sounds like it was the influence of bad crack!
To: Paul Atreides
Film not still shots. I wonder if this saw caught on tape?
To: Paul Atreides
If butts are outlawed, only outlaws will have butts.
To: Jalapeno
>>>An inmate who broke a bulletproof window with his bare buttocks...That's using his brains.
To: Tony in Hawaii
If butts are outlawed, only outlaws will have butts.So true...
To: Paul Atreides
Dig the Hitler mustache on the guy in the suit!
To: dighton
To: Tony in Hawaii
Notice the sash on the guy to her left; Puerto Rican Day. This must have been after Bubba released the terrorists for her.
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
I'd have to suggest that if he keeps it up with this sort of conduct, his ass is glass.
-archy-/-
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posted on
06/17/2002 6:15:14 PM PDT
by
archy
To: riley1992; general_re; all
HEART OF GLASSOnce I had a love, and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust,
Love's gone behind.
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posted on
06/17/2002 6:19:43 PM PDT
by
dighton
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