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Buns of steel face charges
Court TV (via yahoo) ^ | Hozaifa Cassubhai

Posted on 06/17/2002 5:39:14 PM PDT by Jalapeno

Buns of steel face charges
Fri Jun 14, 2:23 PM ET

By Hozaifa Cassubhai, Court TV

JEFFERSON COUNTY, Mo. ( Court TV) — An inmate who broke a bulletproof window with his bare buttocks has been charged with second-degree property damage.

Garrette Bellew, 21, pulled down his trousers on May 19, ran full-sprint at a door, did a quick 180-degree turnaround in mid-air and struck a jail window with his derriere, authorities said. All this occurred while a perplexed guard stood and watched on the other side.

Bellew had been awaiting trial on two counts of first-degree burglary, according to a Jefferson County court clerk. The additional property damage charge, filed May 30, carries a penalty of up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: buns
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1 posted on 06/17/2002 5:39:14 PM PDT by Jalapeno
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To: Jalapeno
Why wasn't he charged with ASSualt & BUTTery?
2 posted on 06/17/2002 5:44:30 PM PDT by Brett66
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To: Jalapeno;dighton
The funny thing is, this was just days before they upgraded to buttproof glass.
3 posted on 06/17/2002 5:44:50 PM PDT by general_re
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To: Jalapeno
Talk about a pane in the ass.
4 posted on 06/17/2002 5:46:16 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: general_re
lol. Anyone who can break bulletproof glass with their buttocks deserves their freedom.
5 posted on 06/17/2002 5:46:46 PM PDT by B.R. Burton
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To: Jalapeno
Free him - the law is an ass!
6 posted on 06/17/2002 5:48:07 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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7 posted on 06/17/2002 5:49:34 PM PDT by dighton
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To: Jalapeno
I hope the film is at 11, because I gotta see this.
8 posted on 06/17/2002 5:50:32 PM PDT by fineright
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To: Jalapeno
We need butt-control in this country.
9 posted on 06/17/2002 5:50:53 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: fineright
Tilt your head to the left and you will see what the guard saw....

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10 posted on 06/17/2002 5:53:26 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Jalapeno
Sounds like it was the influence of bad crack!
11 posted on 06/17/2002 5:53:42 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: Paul Atreides
Film not still shots. I wonder if this saw caught on tape?
12 posted on 06/17/2002 5:57:11 PM PDT by fineright
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To: Paul Atreides
If butts are outlawed, only outlaws will have butts.
13 posted on 06/17/2002 6:00:31 PM PDT by Tony in Hawaii
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To: Jalapeno
>>>An inmate who broke a bulletproof window with his bare buttocks...

That's using his brains.

14 posted on 06/17/2002 6:02:04 PM PDT by Reagan Man
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To: Tony in Hawaii
If butts are outlawed, only outlaws will have butts.

So true...


15 posted on 06/17/2002 6:06:05 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
Dig the Hitler mustache on the guy in the suit!
16 posted on 06/17/2002 6:08:11 PM PDT by Tony in Hawaii
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17 posted on 06/17/2002 6:08:59 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: Tony in Hawaii
Notice the sash on the guy to her left; Puerto Rican Day. This must have been after Bubba released the terrorists for her.
18 posted on 06/17/2002 6:10:19 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
I'd have to suggest that if he keeps it up with this sort of conduct, his ass is glass.

-archy-/-

19 posted on 06/17/2002 6:15:14 PM PDT by archy
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To: riley1992; general_re; all
HEART OF GLASS

Once I had a love, and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust,
Love's gone behind.


20 posted on 06/17/2002 6:19:43 PM PDT by dighton
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