[Dog Gone]

This is an outrage. These are not terrorist cows that are infiltrating. They are freedom fighters.

[mhking]

Yeah, you gotta watch those infiltrating cows, but the really dangers ones are into rock climbing...

[theophilusscribe]

Public Service Annuncement: How to spot a mad cow

[Husker8877]

You will not see Hillary Clinton anywhere near Beirut for a while. She knows when she's endangered...

[TexasRepublic]

BEIRUT, Jun 11, 2002 -- The Lebanese government placed the southern border with Israel on maximum alert against possible infiltration of mad moose disease, the official NNA news agency reported on Tuesday.

Troops and police units in the districts of Kfar Shouba and Shebaa were ordered to shoot any infiltrating moose on sight.