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Lebanon to Shoot Infiltrating Cows on Sight
Xinhua News Agency ^ | Tuesday, June 11, 2002

Posted on 06/11/2002 8:43:43 AM PDT by Dog Gone

BEIRUT, Jun 11, 2002 -- The Lebanese government placed the southern border with Israel on maximum alert against possible infiltration of mad cow disease, the official NNA news agency reported on Tuesday.

Troops and police units in the districts of Kfar Shouba and Shebaa were ordered to shoot any infiltrating cow on sight.

NNA quoted a medical source as saying that these areas were more vulnerable than the rest of the U.N.-drawn Blue Line along the Lebanese-Israeli border.

The move was taken as a precaution following reports from the international epidemics bureau that there had been cases of mad caw disease in northern Israel and Syria's occupied Golan Heights.

The authorities ordered the alert on the strength of a letter from a Lebanese doctor in south Lebanon, who informed the government and local district commissioners that the Israeli authorities abstained from destroying mad cows in northern Israel.

There were plenty cases of cattle infiltrating from Israel into south Lebanon in recent years.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: madcows; sneaking

1 posted on 06/11/2002 8:43:43 AM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Lazamataz
This is an outrage. These are not terrorist cows that are infiltrating. They are freedom fighters.
2 posted on 06/11/2002 8:49:46 AM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone
FREE DUMB FIGHTERS NOW!
3 posted on 06/11/2002 8:53:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: dighton; aculeus
The move was taken as a precaution following reports from the international epidemics bureau that there had been cases of mad caw disease in northern Israel and Syria's occupied Golan Heights.


4 posted on 06/11/2002 8:53:39 AM PDT by Orual
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To: Dog Gone
Yeah, you gotta watch those infiltrating cows, but the really dangers ones are into rock climbing...


5 posted on 06/11/2002 8:59:10 AM PDT by mhking
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To: mhking


Don't take chances.
Shoot the calves, too.


6 posted on 06/11/2002 9:04:38 AM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone

Public Service Annuncement: How to spot a mad cow

7 posted on 06/11/2002 9:14:11 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: theophilusscribe

8 posted on 06/11/2002 9:18:40 AM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone
You will not see Hillary Clinton anywhere near Beirut for a while. She knows when she's endangered...
9 posted on 06/11/2002 9:43:55 AM PDT by Husker8877
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To: Lazamataz; Dog Gone
Lebanese fear Mad Cow infiltration

In response, the Israeli foreign minister stated the following, "This ia a bunch of bull, they don't need to have a cow over it. They're trying to milk this for everything they can. I mean, obviously, the cattle took a wrong steer and ended up across the border."

10 posted on 06/11/2002 10:14:14 AM PDT by BOBTHENAILER
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To: Dog Gone
LOL! Good cover. The Lebanese will never suspect that one!
11 posted on 06/11/2002 10:22:20 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: Dog Gone
BEIRUT, Jun 11, 2002 -- The Lebanese government placed the southern border with Israel on maximum alert against possible infiltration of mad moose disease, the official NNA news agency reported on Tuesday.

Troops and police units in the districts of Kfar Shouba and Shebaa were ordered to shoot any infiltrating moose on sight.

12 posted on 06/11/2002 3:48:26 PM PDT by TexasRepublic
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