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A department of re-election security
The Houston Chronicle ^ | June 11, 2002 | Maureen Dowd

Posted on 06/11/2002 4:36:17 AM PDT by olliemb

A department of re-election security? By MAUREEN DOWD

WITH the most daring reorganization of government in half a century, George W. Bush hopes to protect something he holds dear: himself.

After weeks of scalding revelations about a cascade of leads and warnings prefiguring the 9/11 attacks that were ignored by the U.S. government, the president created the Department of Political Security.

Or, as the White House calls it for public consumption, the Department of Homeland Security.

Bush's surprise move was a complete 180, designed to knock FBI Cassandra Coleen Rowley off front pages. He had resisted the idea of a Cabinet department focusing on domestic defense for nine months.

But clearly, Iago Rove saw his master's invincibility cracking and did a little whispering in W's ear. Why not use national security policy for scandal management?

So the minimalist Texan who had sneered about the larded federal bureaucracy all through his presidential campaign stepped before the cameras to slather on a little more lard -- and nervous Republicans all over town found themselves suddenly praying that bigger government could save those in need (of re-election), after all.

By introducing yet another color-coded flow chart, the president tried to recapture his fading aura of wartime omnipotence. The White House even gave lawmakers "sample op-ed" pieces they could rewrite and submit to their local papers, beginning: "President Bush's most important job is to protect and defend the American people."

Even that champion of bloated government, Teddy Kennedy, seemed dubious: "The question is whether shifting the deck chairs on the Titanic is the way to go."

And others wondered whether it would be too unwieldy to have a department with 22 agencies devoted to eradicating both al-Qaida and boll weevils. (The proposed Homeland behemoth does not include the FBI or CIA, but it would envelop the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service.)

All day Thursday, before Bush addressed the nation, Special Agent Rowley, who was sporting a special badge allowing her to pack heat in the Capitol, and Bobby Three Sticks Mueller, who wasn't, had given the Senate Intelligence Committee a stunning and gruesome portrait of just how far gone the bureau is.

Their testimony made clear that there is no point in creating a huge new department of dysfunction to gather more intelligence on terrorists when counterterrorism agents don't even bother to read, analyze and disseminate the torrent of intelligence they already get.

"I think at the present time it's not done very well," Rowley said about the clogged-up information flow. Looking at the bureaucratic trellis of the FBI reorganization chart, she asked: "Why create more? It's not going to be an answer."

There are already too many pompous gatekeepers between the FBI chief and the field offices, she said. And the computers are ridiculous, unable to send e-mail or access the Internet or to search for two words together, like "aviation" and "school."

The blunt Midwesterner with the oversized glasses suggested that the disarray was less about modernity than the ancient flaws of ego and ambition -- "careerists" with a "don't rock the boat" attitude that hampered aggressive investigations. (Bush's plan would do nothing to disempower them.)

Mueller was confessing all kinds of dysfunction, as well. "When I first came in, I did a tour," he recalled. "There's a computer room downstairs ... there were a number of different computer systems. There were Sun Microsystems, there were Apples, there were Compaqs, there were Dells. And I said, `What's this?' And the response was, every division had a separate computer system until a year or two ago."

Asked how long it would take to get their computers up to snuff, Mueller replied: two to three years.

If we're really in a national emergency, couldn't the president call America's software geniuses and tell them to wire up the FBI this week?

Maybe if Bush brings Rudy Giuliani in as the new Cabinet officer, he can work magic. But reorganization is an old dodge here.

The shape of the government is not as important as the policy of the government. If he makes the policy aggressive and pre-emptive, the president can conduct the war on terror from the National Gallery of Art.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dowd is a Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist for the New York Times.


TOPICS: Government
KEYWORDS: bush; maureendowd
Maureen Dowd is at it again. In fact, knowing how she writes, I am not surprised at her continued Bush bashing. Silly woman!!
1 posted on 06/11/2002 4:36:17 AM PDT by olliemb
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To: olliemb
Silly, demented, unrealistic, and idealistic. Also she has forgotten how we got to where we are.
2 posted on 06/11/2002 4:45:11 AM PDT by marvlus
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To: marvlus
Don't be so hard. One good thing to come out of all this mess is we can see so clearly now.

...and these liberals look like they are from another planet. Maybe they are?

tarpon

3 posted on 06/11/2002 4:47:55 AM PDT by snooker
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To: snooker
I've never understood why liberals call themselves progressive. Anybody have any thoughts on this?
4 posted on 06/11/2002 4:59:57 AM PDT by marvlus
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To: olliemb
Asked how long it would take to get their computers up to snuff, Mueller replied: two to three years.

Dowd being right reminds me of the old saying "even a blind chicken eventually finds some corn." But, on this point, she is correct; I can't see why it should take two years for an updated computer system. That sounds too much like business as usual. Put it out for bid, hire the minority contractor, regardless of competence, renegotiate price and deadlines, accept late delivery and under performance. Then, three or four years later, hire someone to fix it. When they tell the FBI that it's unfixable, start the process over again.

Jack

5 posted on 06/11/2002 5:09:45 AM PDT by JackOfVA
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To: olliemb
Bush's surprise move was a complete 180, designed to knock FBI Cassandra Coleen Rowley off front pages.

Is Dowd really stupid enough to believe this or does she just think her readers are?

The plan had to take weeks, if not months to put together, long before Colleen Rowley came on the scene.

6 posted on 06/11/2002 5:22:06 AM PDT by NEPA
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To: olliemb
Next time put (BARF ALERT) in the title.
Now you know why we call it the "Houston Comical".
7 posted on 06/11/2002 6:23:55 AM PDT by PetroniDE
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