Sky Marshal Service Lures Capitol Police

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[sleavelessinseattle]

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[sleavelessinseattle]

EWE, I'd clean toilets before I'd PROTECT Gephardt!!! This cracks me up...Does changing your job because you hate your protective clients GUTS, count as a HATE crime in the new Kennedy Crime Bill? Rhetorical...I'm sure of it...Psyop and I have some tiny but very sturdy paper umbrella's hot off ACME's Production line if he needs a defensive shield now that his guards have QUIT to become Sky Marshalls!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

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[sleavelessinseattle]

Yo B1 Check this out!!! We can build a fort around Gephardt with those ACME Paper Drink Umbrellas left over in Snow Bunny's Canteen annex on New FReepia!!! I wonder how many large safes and pianos there are in DC...HMMM. Gonna need more....umbrellas

[PsyOp]

Right... I want the same folks that thought Vince Foster was a suicide and left a few of Levy's bones behind at the crime scene to protect the sky's from terrorists. Am I the only one frightened by this? The imagry I get is comically horrific I can't even begin to describe it.

[sleavelessinseattle]

In that imagery, is Huckleberry Hound a closet pedophile who takes bribes, does crack on duty and uses his badge to intimidate women into sex acts in exchange for getting out of spurious tickets? Fellow BRICK nausea...I hear about people all the time who levitate 100 ft over grass avoiding all soil deposition...shoot themselves in the mouth without chipping their teeth at all and lying back at attention with their arms at their side holding a gun that changes magically from blued to nickel plated depending on who is looking at it...Keystone Cops are offended to be associated with DC police.

[PsyOp]

That about covers it.

[PsyOp]

Then there's the fact that if people like Gephardt and Daschle and Leahy were doing their jobs instead of doing everything in their power to wreck the Constitution, they wouldn't need bodyguards.

In fact I propose a new Constitutional Amendment. Politicians are not allowed to have personal bodyguards of any kind. No FBI, no Secret Service, no nothing. We'll call it the honesty in politics amendment. And if a pol wants to carry a gun for his personal protection he has to go through the same checks and jump throught the same hoops as everyone else.

I can think of numerous problems that would solve overnight.

[sleavelessinseattle]

Where on Mars, oops! sorry... I mean Where on EARTH did you get THAT idea?

[PsyOp]

It sorta came to me.

[AppyPappy]

That was the DC Metro police, not the Capital Police.

[VRWC_minion]

Are these the same capitol police that investigated Chandra murder ?

[cmsgop]

My buddy applied and got the Job. He was a SGT at a local PD. He was a Ranger and SWAT member. He was offered 75k a year and sweet benifits to fly the friendly skies!!!

[PsyOp]

That was the DC Metro police, not the Capital Police.

A mere difference of degrees. The city has the worst crime in the country if recall, or very near the top.

[sleavelessinseattle]

Worth every penny! I hope his circulation holds up...Its REAL unhealthy sitting that long...I'd be willing to let him jog up and down the aisles to keep healthy, but it'd blow his cover...Glad to hear they get paid at least OKAY...Keep us posted on how he likes it, would you? Thanks! BR SS

Just noodling...Airports probably have exercise facilities...Sky Marshals should know that they will have unlimited access to all gymns in an airport region so they can work out as soon as they are off duty or between long flights...I'm really worried our best and bravest are going to stroke out or clot from sitting too much...Any thoughts?

[cmsgop]

From what I know right now it's 4 on 3 off. He is a good Christian , very much in-shape and knows how to Kick A$$!!

[cmsgop]

All over the country L.E. in local, big city, or county jobs are jumping at this chance. A typical Police Dept can be very Political. It doesn't matter if you score 100% on a Sgt Exam or whatever, if you are not in the (In Crowd) you will not advance PERIOD! Cops are Fustrated with this crap and are jumping at the chance to be a Sky Marshal. A Fresh Start with in most cases better pay and sweet benifits.

[sleavelessinseattle]

D@mn I'd like to be there when the dung next hits the blades! Now that passengers know the score on a bomb threat on a plane...noone is going to do Sh!# that the Jihadji's tell them to!!!! LOL Johnny Jihadji is going to be begging to be arrested while the Flight Attendants rip his privates out and make him eat them!!!! HAA!!!

Hey Suiciders!!

The need to talk to negotiators and have control of an airplane to crash it no longer exists...Skip the level flying lessons

If you got a bomb on board one of our planes.(Bad day)...just know that between Mossad and Our Black ops...Your family will DIE...Go ahead and set it off, but don't think our people are so afraid to die that they'll let you use the plane you're on to kill MORE AMERICANS... You B@st@rds shot your wad on 9/11...Now we're coming for you...

If any of you stand up and scream "ALLAH!" on a plane, now, you WILL not be fit for catfood by the time we're through with you...get me?