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A Tribute to Freepers - Summer Freepathon! Thread 2
June 10, 2002 | Freepers

Posted on 06/10/2002 11:59:55 AM PDT by WIMom

 
 
 
 
 
 


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To: Gabz
You are a wonderful person!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUCK UP ... lol

1,321 posted on 06/12/2002 8:33:08 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: BADJOE
thank you generous posters from Delaware and never never land
we appreciate it
Love, Palo

1,322 posted on 06/12/2002 8:36:27 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: Gabz
That's cuz everyone is here.
1,323 posted on 06/12/2002 8:36:42 AM PDT by WIMom
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To: SLJP
FOFL ... You are a nut ..
1,324 posted on 06/12/2002 8:37:58 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: BADJOE, workerbee, everyone, all, american, patriot
To ensure we Americans never offend anyone - - -
particularly fanatics intent on killing us - airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors.

Let's pause a moment and take the following test:

=================================================================

In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped & massacred by:
(a) Olga Corbutt
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwartzeneger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
(a) John Dillinger
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: (a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) Pee Wee Herman
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(b) Davy Jones
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.

In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked in Athens, & a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
(a) Captain Kid
(b) Charles Lindberg
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Scooby Doo
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid who had a few sticks of dynamite
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
(a) Richard Simmons
(b) Grandma Moses
(c) Michael Jordan
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.

In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to detract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked & destroyed & thousands of people were killed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
(a) Enron
(b) The Lutheran Church
(c) The NFL
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.

In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.

Hmmm . . . nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling.

59 posted on 6/12/02 9:27 AM Central by SAMWolf

1,325 posted on 06/12/2002 8:38:19 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: BADJOE
Thank you Delaware!

Thank you Never Never Land!


1,326 posted on 06/12/2002 8:39:31 AM PDT by WIMom
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To: Gabz
Delaware is officially off the COMMIE CLINTON PINKO list! Thank you FReeper!
1,327 posted on 06/12/2002 8:39:52 AM PDT by WIMom
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To: Gabz; acnielsen guy; lodwick
lol I was lurkin' on nother thread
ac posted funny link
but after you got sent to your room yesterday
I thought it was safer to post loddy's basset
grampa dave shocks so easily :)
Love, Palo
1,328 posted on 06/12/2002 8:41:22 AM PDT by palo verde
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THANK YOU
Arizona
Georgia
Illinois
Missouri
Nebraska
monthly New York
Texas
Texas
Texas
SnailMail from Arkansas

1,329 posted on 06/12/2002 8:41:23 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Gabz
Good Grief - I'm talking to myself again.
1,330 posted on 06/12/2002 8:44:39 AM PDT by Gabz
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To: WIMom
that thread is a hoot!!!!!! I've been reading it!!!
1,331 posted on 06/12/2002 8:48:10 AM PDT by Gabz
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To: Gabz

THANK YOU

Oklahoma

Never Never Land

Never Never Land

Texas by snail mail

Wisconsin

Vermont

Delaware

Never Never Land


1,332 posted on 06/12/2002 8:49:29 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
what a cute smiley Mo, thanks
I'm stealing borrowing it
Love, Palo
1,333 posted on 06/12/2002 8:50:52 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: Mo1,everyone
Why donate to FreeRepublic? Please read this

You will not find this kind of story
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Make yourself feel good
donate today.

1,334 posted on 06/12/2002 8:54:01 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: westmex
hi westy

Love, Palo
1,335 posted on 06/12/2002 8:55:22 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde;ALL

1,336 posted on 06/12/2002 8:55:22 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Gabz;afvetgal
I was thinking, afvetgal's cheerleaders would be a nice touch, don't you think? LOL!
1,337 posted on 06/12/2002 8:56:19 AM PDT by WIMom
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To: Mo1; hole-n-one
lol you are funniest girl on planet

hole-n-one, come c your girlfriend's gif (#1336 post)
1,338 posted on 06/12/2002 8:59:42 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: Gabz
Now it's an official thread!
1,339 posted on 06/12/2002 9:01:21 AM PDT by WIMom
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To: lodwick
Very funny, lodwick. LOL!

Here'e one you might like. It was posted on the Bear Forum 6/15/2000 by jclaude:

WORKOUT

For my birthday this year, my wife (the love of my life) purchased a week of private lessons at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my high school softball team, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Tawny, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My wife seemed pleased with my surprising enthusiasm to get started.

The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress...

Monday: Started my day at 6:00 AM. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Tawny waiting for me.(She is something of a goddess with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile! ) Tawny gave me a tour and showed me the machines. She took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attribute it to standing next to her in her aerobic outfit. Tawny was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my own workout today. Very inspiring... This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!

Tuesday: I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out of the door. Tawny made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air...then she put weights on it. My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Tawny's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!!! It's a whole new life for me.

Wednesday: The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a Geo in the club lot. Tawny was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered the other club members. (Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning, and I hadn't noticed that when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is quite annoying...) My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Tawny put me on the stair monster, er, master. Why in HELL would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?! Tawny told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other s%#t too.

Thursday: Tawny was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I explained that I couldn't help being a half hour late. It took that long for me to tie my f. . .ing shoes. Tawny took me to work out with dumbbells. When she wasn't looking, I ran and hid in the men's room. She sent Lars in to find me. As punishment, she put me on the rowing machine... I sank.

Friday: Tawny. I hate that B%#&H more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Prissy-pretentious-skinny-anemic-little-cheerleader-wanna-be... If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it. Tawny wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps. Don't hand me anything that weighs more than a sandwich.

Saturday: Tawny left a message on my answering machine wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner. I lacked the strength, however, to even use the TV remote and ended up watching eleven straight hours of the weather channel.

Sunday: I'm having the church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank God that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my wife will choose a gift for me that is fun...like a root canal or a vasectomy.

1,340 posted on 06/12/2002 9:03:05 AM PDT by RottiBiz
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