[MeekOneGOP]

bump!

[Inge_CAV]

"Authorities said only a few bills were recovered."

The rest was appropiated for the, uh...... Donut fund?

[kattracks]

"We have no idea how it ended up there," Murray said.

Some critter cleaning out his lair?

[porte des morts]

It sure is starting to look like some very powerful people are sending a message.

Even the dc cops can not be as inept as they are starting to look. By now you would think they would have RCP under some kind of stake-out.

OTOH, a pool could be started to see what lost item will turn up next in a park that is daily in the national spotlight.(my guess is next week they find DB Cooper wandering in the brush.)

[SarahW]

My favorite part:

"We have no idea how it ended up there"

[My Identity]

The DC police report that private parties searching the park area found several human bones, blood-stained clothes, an abandoned automobile, six hand-guns, a knife, two assault rifles, a box cutter, a wallet, a used condom, a "This is Condit Country" campaign flyer, an address book, an envelope of anthrax, Levy's ring and keys, photos, a stack of marked bills, a videotape, a signed confession, and other seemingly important items. However, the police reaffirmed that "these are not clues at this time" and that they "didn't know how these items got here".

In a formal statement to the media, the police said: "Oops! Guess we missed a few things when we searched the area the first couple times for, uh... what was her name again?" When asked about how this reflects on the DC police, a spokeswoman said, "We have not determined what has happened, or if a mistake was made, but an internal review may be started."

Congressman Gary Condit (D-CA) was also seen in the park yesterday. He was jumping up and down and waving his hands frantically while shouting "over here, I did it, I did it." Eventually he was asked to leave by police community-service personnel. In a televised interview, a police spokesman said, "Mr. Condit, who is not a suspect at this time, was attracting a lot of media attention. He was asked to exit the area for his own personal safety and to preserve the integrity of a crime scene. Besides, we can't waste our time babysitting media celebrity has-beens when we're looking for donuts uh, ... a killer."

[Grig]

This park must be one awsome place to hold a scavenger hunt.

[Fred Mertz]

Police plan to resume the search today, aided by police recruits.

Sheesh! When are these guys going to take this case seriously?

[Focault's Pendulum]

I'm changing my mailing address to Rock Creek Park......hopefully the bill collectors will never find me.

[Ramius]

I thought the dye in those dye-packs was usually blue?