Photo Funny (Chelsea Alert)

AP Photo ^ | 06/01/02 | Francois Mori

[TC Rider]

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Bill Clinton, arrives to watch a match of the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros stadium in Paris Saturday June 1, 2002. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)

[autumn]

You people who are always commenting on Chelsea's looks are scum. If you want to cricize her for something worth criticizing, it's one thing. But to think that YOUR opinion of her looks matters to anyone else (especially on this board) is ridiculous. Find something more important to talk about. And no, I'm not "sensitive" to comments on looks. I only get good comments where that is concerned, so don't bother going there. (end of rant)

[sneakypete]

One thing is for certain,whoever Bubba-1's father was,he was a drinking man. No sober man would get close to a horse like that.

[sneakypete]

Could be an interesting game to figure out what type of work she'll do when she gets done playing.

Since she's going for a degree in International Relations,it would have to be politics. That's a big surprise,huh?

[Tourist Guy]

>>>Considering his reputation and the general tendencies of Arkansans, maybe one of his friends had it in for him<<<

Rumor has it, X42's papa was a Rockefeller. No proof, but it explains much...

[sneakypete]

Rumor has it, X42's papa was a Rockefeller. No proof, but it explains much.

The rumor I always heard was that his real father was old man Joe Kennedy. Joe liked to go to Hot Springs to gamble,mix with his criminal friends,and jump the whores. Bubbas mother supposedly worked for him as a maid.

[LADY J]

"The rumor I always heard was that his real father was old man Joe Kennedy."

That could explain Bubba's obsession with the Kennedy's since he was a kid!

Maybe his momma whispered something in his ear!!

[Tourist Guy]

According to David Icke, all 43 presidents have a blood relation to one another. WJBC would not fit this mold if his poppa was WJBlythe III.
If daddy-o was Winthrop Rockefeller (former governor) that would mean Winthrop was a switch-hitter cause he was openly homosexual.
The Rockefellers, Kennedys and Mafioso types such as Lucky Luciano all partied at Hot Springs together.

Either scenario is intriguing, no?

[BradyLS]

I have to agree. Chelsea has no good reason to join the Right, even if fully convinced of the truth about the Left, given the way people talk about her. (She's young enough to change her politics.) We should be dispelling the myths about FReepers and the Right in general. Not reinforcing them. Best to express shame about her politics and forget her looks.

[SkyPilot]

For ajeeb

[voa-davidk]

That was too funny you mean spirited houn'doggin cat eater !

[voa-davidk]

Speaking of Hubble , weren't these pictures of Chelsea in the stadium , and Hillary and that red monster alien with the horns taken from the Hubble Space telescope ?

[voa-davidk]

Your pictures in of Hillary and Mussolini juxtaposition are pretty good , . That is Mussolini isn't it?

[voa-davidk]

Is that elderly lady Eleanor Roosevelt in place of Chelsea's face ? Pretty good mate !

[voa-davidk]

Your pictures of Hillary and Mussolini juxtaposition are pretty good , . That is Mussolini isn't it?

[Hank Rearden]

1) The Clintons are the turds that just won't flush. If they'd crawl into a hole someplace we wouldn't have to worry about them, would we?

2) Chelsea is the southern end of a northbound horse. Period. She's painful to look at, and we keep getting inflicted with her butt-ugly mug. No way in hell should we keep quiet about a leftist who's so painfully, mug-piggly ugly. It's just an assault on our senses.

3) These threads are funny as hell, so the Clintoons serve some small, non-evil, purpose in life.

[Hank Rearden]

You really wanna throw a rod about making fun of ugly people like Chelsea The Horsefaced Girl? Try here.

Careful, those like you who are Concerned People might just stroke out. In case you were wondering, they've already retired Chelsea's number - it was a unanimous vote.

[herewego]

(yelling over engine noise)

"I'll have two bacon cheeseburgers, two fries - etc.."

[DWSUWF]

"...Speaking of Hubble , weren't these pictures of Chelsea in the stadium , and Hillary and that red monster alien with the horns taken from the Hubble Space telescope ?..."

I think I read somewhere that there was a concern that alien civilizations might be monitoring what the Hubble telescope looks at, and that it had been decided to err on the side of caution.

Any use of the Hubble to view any of the clintons would be unwise. Aliens monitoring a data stream containing any such images while they were being broadcast from the Hubble to ground control might be prompted to smite us pre-emptively, before we reach a point where clintonoid DNA can be carried off-world into their back yard.

It's better to be safe than sorry when the stakes are this high.

[sonserae]

That's it! You got it....Hitlery mated with E. Roosevelt's Papa....from the grave even! This girl is as homely as all get out. I was wondering what kind of crack the media was smoking when they called her a "sex symbol". GAG. A sex symbol for horses maybe. If she is rumored to be pregnant, that poor baby has fetal alcohol syndrome by now.

[Angelique]

I really have to take offense. Horses are beautiful. About picking on a plug ugly, you now have a right when the press called her a sex symbol.

Other than inheriting a pear shape from BOTH parents, the worst thing is that Hitlary didn't get her photo touched up on the cover of People, and she had major nostril hairs that just jumped out at ya.