2) Chelsea is the southern end of a northbound horse. Period. She's painful to look at, and we keep getting inflicted with her butt-ugly mug. No way in hell should we keep quiet about a leftist who's so painfully, mug-piggly ugly. It's just an assault on our senses.
3) These threads are funny as hell, so the Clintoons serve some small, non-evil, purpose in life.
"I'll have two bacon cheeseburgers, two fries - etc.."