[joesnuffy]

I hope they dont plan on going back 40 years to prosecute all boys...my whole freeking grade school will be in prison...

[Cagey]

Hahahaha. I'm getting rid of all the evidence including rubber bands and paper clips. Man, those flying paper clips could leave a nice welt.

[Hat-Trick]

"These kids aren't going to get into any trouble. We're going to keep them in the house," Jeffrey's father, Steve Figueroa, told reporters after the hearing, which also saw Jeffrey's 14-year-old brother given a slightly lesser sentence for egging Jeffrey on in the spitball incident.

Whaaaaaaat??? A slightly lesser sentence for "egging Jeffrey on"??? Conspiracy to shoot a spitball? Wow. And it's legal to kill babies in this country, but don't even think about shooting a spitball.

Bic pens and plastic straws should be banned!

Someone please tell me...when does the statute of limitations on spitballing run out? I may need to go into hiding for a few years.

Hat-Trick

[Wolfie]

I hope they dont plan on going back 40 years to prosecute all boys...

With the recent advances in DNA testing, we're all doomed.

[LiteKeeper]

This has gone too far. The PC/Zero Tolerance crowd has got to be stopped. Kids can't be kids, guys can't be guys, gals can't be gals (I know, that isn't PC either - tough). Parents of America, rise up. Take back control of our schools...and return sanity to school administration. And, BTW, tell the ACLU to kiss off

OK - got that out of my system (sorta) - what are we going to do about this idiocy?