[Lyford]

That's one of the funniest things I've seen recently. Hilarious - thanks for the link...

[firewalk]

hahahaha!

[plinker's2sense]

It's a joke, have you tried to order?

[Cobra Scott]

"P.R.E...Pets, Ready to Eat"

I thought it was hilartious

[Eagle Eye]

This one's for you.

[Destructor]

You mean to tell me- you've never been clubbing?

[Stars N Stripes]

mmmmm... mmmmm... Sounds like Good Eatin'!!

Anyone for a group-buy? FREE SHIPPING!!

[Registered]

It's a joke.

[dawn53]

Reminds me of the open air food markets we saw in China.

Lots of dogs and cats for sale, not to mention snakes and insects.

[KC_Conspirator]

Dude, that site is funny! I noticed that they have specials on a dozen domestic felines complete with a cute pic of a playful kitty.

[TADSLOS]

Of course it's a joke. The Korean Meat Lobby wouldn't stand for this kind of encroachment on their market.

[Carolina]

Afghan Hound

With the liberation of Afghanistan, Pets or Food™ has been able to secure a limited supply of the very rare Afghan Hound.

This breed of dog has served as both faithful companion and live stock to the Afghan nomads for centuries.

We're proud to offer this unique addition to our catalog.

- $424.95 each

Does it come with the popular hat?

[Constitution Day]

It's definitely a joke... just like BonsaiKitten.com.

[Dakmar]

That's funny, I still like Bonsai Kittens

[Egregious Philbin]

Here's a humor site in a similar, uh, vein: manbeef.com.

[Billthedrill]

Dang it - I just sent them $300 to order some baby harpseal auto seat covers. NOW you guys tell me it's a joke...

[centurion]

LOL

[general_re]

I think it's a joke, which is too bad - some of those recipes sound pretty good...

New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Yield: 4 servings

5 medium onions sliced
2 ts shortening
1 Ts salt
1/2 Ts crushed thyme
1 1/2 tb flour
1 1/2 c red burgundy
1/2 lb fresh mushrooms
1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat)
1/2 Ts crushed marjoram
1/8 Ts pepper
3/4 c beef stock

Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in hot shortening until onions are tender, drain on paper towels.

Brown meat in same skillet, add more shortening as necessary. Remove from heat. Sprinkle seasonings over the retriever. Mix flour and retriever stock, pour into skillet. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute. Stir in burgundy. Cover, simmer until retriever is tender, 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

The liquid should always just cover the meat. (If necessary, add a little more bouillon and burgundy - 1 part bouillon to 2 parts burgundy.) Gently stir in onions and mushrooms, cook uncovered 15 minutes, or until heated through.

[Washington_minuteman]

"IMHO this is not funny at all."

It is funny, but it's also absurd. Just as the use of the initials: PETA, refering to People Eating Tasty Animals is absurd.

What did Rush Limbaugh used to say about illustrating absurdity by being even more absurd (or something like that)?

Sites like this point out the absurdity of the animal rights movement and it's placing the welfare of animals above Mankind, because, they believe the evolutionist faith, that man is just an evolved animal.

[Eva]

I love it. Too bad I don't know any PETA freaks to e-mail this to.