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To: nicollo
Michael, is there any such thing as a 'Limousine-Conservative'?

Oddly, NO! When we make enough money on our own to be able to afford a limousine, we go out and buy American Sports Cars, and drive them ourselves!

Stay well and vigilant, pally. This move is getting scary.............FRegards

14 posted on 06/05/2002 6:23:04 AM PDT by gonzo
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To: gonzo
'Limousine-Conservative'
Gonzo, the proper gentleman's garage must be equipped with assorted chariots for assorted purposes.

Of course, the 427 cu.in. Hemi is a necessary tool. So must there be reserved a very large, very comfortable back seat, with suround-sound DVD, caviar in the fridge, and a full bar by Jack Daniels & Perrier-Jouet. Your limousine, too, can threaten zero-to-sixty in five seconds. It must also never, ever, translate a full stop to the rear seats.

The limousine liberal assuages guilt by chosen destinations. The conservative, be it in a muscle car, limousine, or Lambo, goes wherever the hell he wants. No guilt, no apologies.

Every now and then, let the servant drive.

Good luck with the move. Hell on earth. But nothing the Matta-Sherry can't handle...

15 posted on 06/05/2002 5:15:17 PM PDT by nicollo
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To: gonzo
Oddly, NO! When we make enough money on our own to be able to afford a limousine, we go out and buy American Sports Cars, and drive them ourselves!

Not me! When I had the money, I went out and bought a Ducati! I wanted a Duck since I saw a Mile Hailwood Replica, back in 1984!

Hey even though it's made in Italy, Ducati is majority owned by the Texas Pacific Group!

Mark

16 posted on 06/05/2002 5:30:44 PM PDT by MarkL
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