European Usage of American Slang

I have no idea how to pronounce it ^ | Don't Know | Somebody named Francky

[Tribune7]

Watch out your basket, son

[Tribune7]

In the interest of providing enlightenment I have provided a link to this Polish site concerning American slang. Note the definition for "hippy." You may not make it to there, however, due to the probability of finding yourself rolling on the floor with tears of laughter coming from your eyes.

Remember Jes´li nie chcesz, z?ebym ci nakopa? w jaja, to lepiej sie? pos´piesz!

[altair]

Hmmm. Most of the list can't be posted to a family forum.

Unless you want me to kick right in the nuts, you'd better keep moving!

A Barbie Doll... programmed to sind, dance and fall in love.

sex-bomba

Easy, you big cow.

Wow! Look at that chesty blonde!

She really was e peach.

He hit me with his dukes.

Don't wanna be a macho man.

Cindy wasn't especially samrt, but she was built.

Can snakes do push-ups?, The answer is a lemon!.

going postal :-)

[Temple Owl]

This is very funny!

[Tribune7]

That is true

But here are a few others that can that broke me up.

gimp^ - kuternoga (utykaja?cy) ("Bring out the gimp" - PulpFiction)

hippy^ - panna z szeroka? dupa? (dupa means 'A$$')

barf, puke^, hack, chuch (up), yawn in technicolor, loose one's lunch - haftowac´, rzygac´ pray to/kneel to/kiss to porcelain god, drive the big porcelain bus - haftowac´ do pisuaru Where's Larry? He's in the john, driving the porcelain bus. (Gdzie Larry? Rzyga w klopie)

[Tribune7]

It had me in tears.

[Vince Ferrer]

Here is a site devoted to Engrish, the Japanese version of English. In their defense, I don't know another language well enough to be even this bad in it, so I gotta love them for trying.

Japanese Engrish

All our words are belong to them!

[Tribune7]

Site was very slow.

[Calvin Locke]

Let me guess. This was part of the working script for Harold Ramis' "teaching" scene in Stripes? Right?

[Tribune7]

Hollywood should hire Francky. He'd get an Oscar just for "My screwee was so angry."

[Tribune7]

I found another one that can posted due to typos: Does a bear ahit in the woods?^, Is a bear Catholic?

But give the guy credit for trying.

[Sparkvark]

I could picture Steve Martin on SNL doing his wild and crazy guys sketch saying this stuff...tooooooo funny.

[Tribune7]

I was thinking the same thing. It would have to be cable though for a lot of the stuff.