'Scuse me...but what's today's date? Oh, almost exactly one year since this alleged second attack? Uh huh. Anniversaries are great, aren't they?
All police forces all over the country should use "DC investigative method" , by which investigators simply wait until exactly one year from the date of the crime, then PRESTO!!! ...they find the bidy, a cnvenient witness, AND A CONVENIENT SUSPECT, all IN THE SAME WEEK!! Easy, huh? Just think of the tax dollars that'll be saved!!
Methinks I smell a park crazy being turned into a convenient scapegoat by the DC police.