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To: Registered
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up --- and set off all the other bells.
26 posted on 05/17/2002 2:14:03 PM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
ROTGLMFAO!!!
28 posted on 05/17/2002 2:24:47 PM PDT by KayEyeDoubleDee
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To: Texaggie79;Registered
Funny, funny, funny! Great joke, great picture.
29 posted on 05/17/2002 2:31:26 PM PDT by snippy_about_it
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