WANTED FOR MOLESTATION!!!!

Registered ^ | 05.17.02 | Registered

[Barbie Doll]

LOL...

[ken5050]

actually....."abusing the truth" , or, er.."self-abusing the truth" might be closer

[phasma proeliator]

dashole SWALLOWS the truth nightly - just like Billary

[phasma proeliator]

ping

[Registered]

I liked the more despicable nature of the word "Molest".

[Texaggie79]

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up --- and set off all the other bells.

[AdA$tra]

I just wonder how many posts we'll see before some overly-sensitive one charges you with "Catholic bashing."

I spend a major portion of my FR time defending the Church. I think this is funny as it gets....sorry you are probably right though. Just isn't going to be me that's offended.

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

ROTGLMFAO!!!

[snippy_about_it]

Funny, funny, funny! Great joke, great picture.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Thank you! This picture would confuse the devil out of CNN.

[dc-zoo]

Having too much time on your hands can be a dangerous thing. Funny but dangerous.

[Havisham]

I just wonder how many posts we'll see before some overly-sensitive one charges you with "Catholic bashing."

Catholic ringer is more like it. There is a movement to have this pro-abort excommunicated. Fringy yes, but I signed the petition.

[rockfish59]

Like the 'Mountain Dew' commercial where the one kid (Tommy) says:
'What Happened here?'
And the other kid (Picture Gephardt) says:
'We got hosed Tommy, we got hosed!'

[Havisham]

Do you realize that if something happened to Registered I would have nothing to live for? That's how I feel today, anyway. I mean the stupid cardinal apologizes to a shooter from the pulpit and the judge sets the shooter loose? !@#$%^&* And then there's the spectacle of the National Security Adviser detailing our intelligence flow chart to the world? !@#$%^ Our am I just depressed because the Commander in Chief couldn't bring himself to order profiling of Arab males boarding our planes before Sept. 11?

[boris]

I cannot see the picture. Something wrong with the link? Server down?...

But I can see the fnords...

--Boris

[boris]

Oops, it's there now...the fnords (and the Zahir) got in the way, I guess.

[ZDaphne]

That doctored photo personifies the best of the worst. Your talent always amuses. Thanks.

[JMJ333]

Not funny.

[JMJ333]

We all know you can't stand Catholics and you despise me, so you will no doubt pat yourself on the back with an "I told you so" about you "overly sensitive" remark.