[Oldeconomybuyer]

[SoDak]

At least four workers felt ill after breathing the fumes.

In other words, I need an excuse to not be at work and this fell right into my lap.

[Young Werther]

Hose it down with cheap Chianti. Collect liquid in a cooler which contains a block of ice. Add pineapple chucks, cherries, apple wedges and any other fruits found in the 'fridge.

"KNICKER DROPPER PUNCH." BEACH PARTY!!!

Oh those sordid '60s. heh! heh!

Okay, Okay! So I'm dating myself but this is a certified Jersey shore lifeguard receipe.

[1rudeboy]

"It was 80-proof Russian vodka"

Wimps.

[aomagrat]

The firefighter found a broken bottle of vodka inside.

A clear cut case of alcohol abuse.

[mhking]

[HairOfTheDog]

At least four workers felt ill after breathing the fumes. The building was quickly evacuated and an Orange County Fire Department Hazardous Waste team was dispatched.

The discovery was made after the Department's Hazardous Materials Team had sprayed four workers with decontaminants and sent a firefighter in a special suit to inspect the contents of the bag.

Have we become completely unable to reasonably respond to anything? I am so completely embarrassed. Next you will tell me some bomb squad blew up electric foot massaging slippers....

[john in missouri]

Absolut Silliness.

[sheik yerbouty]

In Caliban country, the sky is always falling.