[Young Werther]

Hose it down with cheap Chianti. Collect liquid in a cooler which contains a block of ice. Add pineapple chucks, cherries, apple wedges and any other fruits found in the 'fridge.

"KNICKER DROPPER PUNCH." BEACH PARTY!!!

Oh those sordid '60s. heh! heh!

Okay, Okay! So I'm dating myself but this is a certified Jersey shore lifeguard receipe.

[shaggy eel]

,,, pour me a big one and I'll tell you how to mix a west coast leg opener [fridge contents absent]. BTW, I believe vodka, in sufficient quantities can be hazardous [LOL!].