[Diddle E. Squat]

Whatever, ignore the facts and logical explanations if the inconveniently don't fit your paranoia.

Still dining on all that leftover Y2K spam and bottled water?

[Cascadians]

"Oh slap yourself and quit being a chicken little."

Oh wise Diddle! No pleasing you! Weather, Diddle-slapping, no adaptation of your attitude suffices!