[Lucky2]

Forgive me if this is already posted. I did a search and couldn't find it.

[Phantom Lord]

Having already served two full terms as president, disgraced former president Clinton would be prevented from taking the VP spot on the ticket.

Why do people keep dreaming up wholly impossible scenarios for Bill to become president again? Push for the repeal of the 22nd Amendment or shut the hell up.

[Phantom Lord]

Has anyone asked Arlene Spector if there is anything in Scottish Law that will allow Bill to become president again?

[TwoStep]

**Barf Alert**--idea! Ann Coulter, we need your opinion!

[afraidfortherepublic]

I don't think you are allowed to run for VP unless you are legally (Constitutionally) able to become President. That is why Cheney had to re-register in Wyoming -- because of the rule that President and VP had to be from different states, and Cheney had been living in Texas. Therefore, Bill could never be nominated as VP. IMHO, this whole premise is stupid.

[eFudd]

Interesting for Hillary.

Then she would have those on the right and those on the left wishing that she would drop dead.

I wonder what it is like having a few hundred million people hoping for your demise?

[Fudd]

I think the biggest obstacle to Slick running as VP is the constitutional requirement that a VP candidate must meet the constitutional requirements for being POTUS. Since the Constitution, as amended, limits a President to two terms, Slick is constitutionally barred from running as VP.

That's not to say that Slick and his cult wouldn't ignore what the constitution says and do it anyways......

[19th LA Inf]

How can an amendment to the Constitution be "unconstitutional"?

[TADSLOS]

The point is moot since Hillary would drop kick him out of her personal/political life within days after her "inauguration". Why keep trouble around when you've reached the pinnacle? He would be heading back to East Timor to pick up the last vestiges of his "greatness" and a few STDs.

[lsee]

Technically, since her black pantsuit can stand up by itself, it would be difficult to prove the wearer's death. Because of Hillary's well-known stricture against subordinates looking her in the eyes, her demise might even go unnoticed. As long as she was propped up by the pantsuit, her staff would politely ignore the familiar, yet strangely stronger stench, not realizing actual decomposition had occurred until she dropped a limb or something like that.

Besides, everyone knows the deal she made with Satan includes some clause about immortality...Bill better come up with another plan.

[Izzy Dunne]

Enough to openly speculate about a scenario where Hillary Clinton's death would nullify the 22nd Amendment baring a third term for her husband.

I presume she means "barring", not "baring".
Why would her death suddenly "nullify the 22nd Amendment"???
Talk about delusions of grandeur...

[RWG]

Amendment is unconstitutional...is this possible?

[Uncle Fud]

I always look to Liz Smith as the authority on constitutional law, don't you all?

Although given a lot of the decisions in the last forty years, she may well be one.....

[The Old Hoosier]

Um, how can an amendment to the Constitution be unconstitutional?

[dead]

The gossip columnist and "many others," she says, already believe the 22nd Amendment is unconstitutional.

Hard to believe that she finds “many others” as retarded as herself to pal around with.

By definition, a ratified constitutional amendment cannot be unconstitutional.

[Drew68]

From The Onion

      WASHINGTON, DC—Denouncing the American electoral process as "immoral and corrupt," President Clinton announced Tuesday that he will not step down on Jan. 20, 2001, declaring himself "President For Life."

	Above: Clinton greets his subjects from a White House balcony.

      Proclaiming Nov. 14 a new national holiday as "Day One of Americlintonian Year Zero," Clinton issued a directive of total martial law over "all territories formerly known as these United States, from now on to be called the Holy United Imperial Americlintonian Demopublic (HUIAD)." He added that all election results are "hereby invalidated under Demopublican provisional law."

      "The American people have spoken," Clinton said. "By failing to generate a 51 percent majority for either candidate, they have shown their inability to muster the drive to collective action. The time has come for a new America, a strong Americlintonian Empire, capable of providing the indecisive electorate with direction through one man's sheer force of will."

      Dressed in full military regalia and flanked by members of his elite Demopublican Guard, Clinton told reporters, "Let all peoples of the land know this: The era of bipartisan inaction and paralysis has ended. The Age of the Great Cleansing Fire begins today."

      A significant portion of the U.S. Armed Forces has sworn loyalty to the Imperial Demopublic Council of Generals, the new military wing of the Clinton regime. But despite such support, many political observers question the constitutionality of Clinton's actions, which include the burning of the Constitution, the dissolution of Congress, and the establishment of "re-education camps" in suburban D.C.

      At a sparsely attended press conference, U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno raised the prospect of a Justice Department investigation of "possible illegal activities" on the part of Clinton. Most observers, however, believe that such a probe is unlikely: Less than an hour after Reno spoke, her battered and broken body was publicly fed to Clinton's dogs.

      "Let them bring their pitiful reprisals to the impotent courts. Their lawyers and lawsuits shall face the wrath of a people united by the almighty fist," said Clinton, whose divinity as HUIAD's first Emperor-God was ratified late Tuesday night by the Americlintonic High Priest Council. "Let them recount their puny, paper ballots. They shall wither, as will the bankers, lawyers, and lobbyists all, before the Holy Cause of Americlintonia's glorious, righteous might."

      Defiant in the face of objections from the Bush and Gore camps, Clinton has consolidated his power over the last several days, ordering armed takeovers of major federal buildings and the systematic collection and display of his enemies' heads on iron pikes.

      In a test of the new regime's power outside the nation's capital, Senator-Elect Hillary Clinton, rechristened "Bride of The Lord Clinton On Earth," summarily ordered HUIAD troops to fire on Manhattan crowds, leaving more than 2,500 dead on Wall Street and quickly dispersing protesters loyal to defeated Republican challenger Rick Lazio.

      Resistance movements are already forming. The new Legion Of Californians has sworn to defeat HUIAD in the west, and anti-Clinton groups have been reported across the U.S., including Naderist factions in Washington State and Maine.

      Clinton has publicly dismissed such insurrections as "pathetic," confident that nothing will stem his authority over "the former U.S."

      "The rebels are but mewling kittens who shall taste blood instead of milk," said Clinton, threatening to deploy HUAID-controlled nuclear weapons against members of resistance movements. "The holy power of the atom shall, if it must, cleanse this nation of all infidels."

[Geronimo]

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Vanity Fair magazine has dubbed Chelsea Clinton "the new J.F.K. Jr" in a feature article tracing the transformation of America's former "first daughter" from a miserable student at England's Oxford University to a celebrity with a very public love life...

Vanity Fair Sees Chelsea Transformed to Sex Symbol...

Barf...

[meadsjn]

Ghoulish Media Fantasy: Hillary's Death Could Give Bill Third Term

The first part could rightfully be called fantasy; the second part would most aptly be labeled a nightmare.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Reminds me of an old joke where the punchline is, "If I fall out of the tree...shoot the dog."

If Hillary is elected with Bill as her VP...whomever does the deed (God forbid) should make sure he gets them both.

[medved]

That all assumes Slick had reinstalled Janet Reno at AG so he couldn't be prosecuted for whacking Hillary...

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

So now the constitution is unconstitutional.  Go figure.