[Stultis]

Oh, the shame of it all...

Why do you see the glass as half-empty? Maybe she won't come back!

Is there any way to transfer MORE of America's radical-left terrorist-lovers to the West Bank and Gaza? Financial incentives? An ad campaign? Mail order brides (or "house boys") for Pali gunmen?

C'mon, think! There must be some way to transform this from an isolated embarassment into a positive trend.

[hellinahandcart]

I suppose I could start a rumor that they're offering free aromatherapy over there, or something. But the problem is that, in all likelihood, even dear Kristen isn't totally brain-dead. She'll be back. They all freaking come back!

< /Sylvester >

Again, I'm afraid something's wrong with me. It wasn't Sylvester who said that, it was Sylvester's son. And I can't remember his name anymore.

[hellinahandcart]

Is there any way to transfer MORE of America's radical-left terrorist-lovers to the West Bank and Gaza?

Okay. We hack the Burning Man website and change the location of the 2002 festival from the Nevada desert to the Gaza Strip. That should take care of several thousand anticapitalists, and considering all the obligatory nudity, their reception won't be pretty.