I suppose I could start a rumor that they're offering free aromatherapy over there, or something. But the problem is that, in all likelihood, even dear Kristen isn't totally brain-dead. She'll be back. They all freaking come back!
< /Sylvester >
Again, I'm afraid something's wrong with me. It wasn't Sylvester who said that, it was Sylvester's son. And I can't remember his name anymore.