Oh, the shame of it all... < /Sylvester >
Why do you see the glass as half-empty? Maybe she won't come back!
Is there any way to transfer MORE of America's radical-left terrorist-lovers to the West Bank and Gaza? Financial incentives? An ad campaign? Mail order brides (or "house boys") for Pali gunmen?
C'mon, think! There must be some way to transform this from an isolated embarassment into a positive trend.