Popular Conservative Dreams (post yours here)

Me ^ | 05.02.02 | Registered

[shekkian]

To wake up in the morning next to Heather Nauert.

[ladyinred]

My dream? That all of the demorats who are still whining about the election will suddenly understand and say, "Oh, I get it, it was Gore who was trying to steal the election! Disqualifed ballots don't count in any state!"

[ckilmer]

3rd world immigration to the US and Europe legal and illegal would end and the cost of water desalinization would be killed thereby turning all the deserts of the world green. These countries in turn would become the goto places for the world's impoverished and poorly led.

[Jakarta ex-pat]

England to win the World Cup (real one), and lunch with Lady Thatcher the day after.

[Freemyland]

That would give new meaning to the phrase "Going off half cocked."

[Freemyland]

Oh, I thought you meant the part where he kicked his own a$$.

[Constitution Day]

Heheheh... Trigger locks, my FRiend!

[itzmygun]

To air drop any environmentalist into the African Jungles armed with only a knife and a loincloth - love nature, bucko? Here's all you can handle!

[DuncanWaring]

You left out one step: Head to be subsequently displayed on a pike in front of the White House.

[Bigoleelephant]

I hope they also find definitively what causes homosexuality. If it is not genetics, it is a choice. Their whole arguement is blown. If it is genetics, we can begin to treat it in the womb like a birth defect.

[headsonpikes]

"Piking" heads of scoundrels might catch on in a big way!

Do we put the rest of his carcass through a blender? ;^)

[cardinal4]

Re#6 Remind me not to piss you off.

[BobinIL]

My dream is that someone would discover a new land (preferably in a warm climate) in which truly conservative principles would prevail. No previous or current government officials allowed. No welfare recipients need apply. Free enterprise would rule. Common sense would be the only dictator. There are so many more utopian qualities that can be listed. But you get the point.

With manditory gun ownership, great hunting and fishing, and a 1000 yard gun range open to the public in every town.

[GISax]

USA wins the World Cup. (Hey, a guy can dream can't he?) European Socialists, in a state of absolute denial, self-implode.

David Beckham dumps Posh Spice, joins DC United of the MLS, and brings most of the EPL with him.

--Ear Assault!

[sweetliberty]

No fair, you're too good at visuals.

[Bitman]

FWIW... IMHO, the degree of rudness is inversly proportional to the IQ of the poster. So the next time someone is rude to you, don't worry about it. 'Nuff Said?

[sweetliberty]

I would like to see liberal talking heads spontaneously combust whenever they open their mouths in front of a camera. (Just the head)

[DuncanWaring]

Do we put the rest of his carcass through a blender?

Eventually, it would have to go to an appropriate Toxic Waste disposal site.

Lop Nor, perhaps.