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I found this while doing something else. HAD to share it with you all.....LOL!
1 posted on 04/30/2002 8:34:26 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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Of course if the amperage can also be raised, it would have been more effective. But since our purpose is not to cook the guy for food

Cooking the guy for food might be an easier way to solve China's food problem.

36 posted on 05/01/2002 12:14:12 PM PDT by asformeandformyhouse
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If there is a party going on, party animals will all gather at the party.

This guy is light years ahead of all of us.

42 posted on 05/01/2002 1:42:53 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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Didn't they do this in the Willie Wonka movie?

(With one small drawback.)

SD

47 posted on 05/01/2002 1:55:42 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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Sorry that I have copyrighted this page. If you build the teleportation machine according to the theories or the instructions written on this page, you might not get full credit for a patent.

No problem. As soon as I get it built, I'm going to transport his sorry butt to Antarctica.

48 posted on 05/01/2002 1:55:50 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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I found this while doing something else.

Okay, I'll bite.
What the heck were you TRYING to find?

50 posted on 05/01/2002 2:02:46 PM PDT by Willie Green
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,,, to make happy I speak good English I learn from a book please to have yes a cheez omlit and I wanting stroke you grandmother smiling. ThankYOU please.

The catch with living forever is that it would be on this planet - specifically, in China. Yes! RUSH ME SIX UNITS NOW!!!! I'll just dash in back for my credit card.

57 posted on 05/01/2002 2:22:39 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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Wouldn't 1.6 billion hungry Chinese teleporting around still be 1.6 billion hungry Chinese?! It would just mean they would be able to get into everyone else's country faster! What they need is the replicator. Quick! Order 1.6 billion hamburgers and fries- and super-size them.
59 posted on 05/01/2002 2:29:24 PM PDT by techcor
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ROFL!!

Got to share this :

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Click here: tech_index

68 posted on 06/24/2002 9:05:58 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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Bookmarking until later today. Looks interesting, Laz.
69 posted on 06/24/2002 9:13:24 AM PDT by callisto
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Looks like you inadvertantly took the off ramp from the Internet Superhighway and ended up in a one-way culd-a-sac.
73 posted on 06/24/2002 9:20:57 AM PDT by TADSLOS
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Things are kind of slow around here today, so I decided to give this a try. My friend Spike volunteered to help after I agreed to buy him lunch . . .

Spike is really angry at me right now. He's threatening to beat the snot out of me. Any suggestions?
75 posted on 06/24/2002 11:02:59 AM PDT by BraveMan
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