[Lazamataz]

I found this while doing something else. HAD to share it with you all.....LOL!

[Lazamataz]

The secrets of teleporters, revealed!

(We need them because at 1.6 billion Chinese, China will explode, because everyone will live forever now)

[Lazamataz]

Them JOOS are busy again, huh?

[Lazamataz]

When 1.6 billion chinese, China will explode, because everyone lives forever, so we need to invent stuff.

[Lazamataz]

You gotta see this

[Hawkeye's Girl]

Where's the Heisenberg compensators on that thing?

[Brett66]

Then we teleport this guy by sucking him into the magnetic coil and spew him out at the other station.

Great idea, let's test it on hillary first.

[jigsaw]

What's the frequency, Lazamarather?

[Lazamataz]

Here we have a man. His frequency is normal, low frequency.

[Travis McGee]

Did you see the "Parallel Universes" thread today on the hundreds of sincere abstracts sent to the UCLA Berkely Physics Dept every year "proving" this or that new theory?

[Lazamataz]

Here we have a man. His frequency is normal, low frequency.

[neutrino]

Since living space and human necessities will become unlimited, no one will fight. There will be no war, but eternal peace.

Which is why rich countries never fight. Thus WWI (between relatively affluent European countries) never happened. Oops!

[Travis McGee]

"Notes From a Parallel Universe"

"Inside the X-files at the University of California at Berkeley, the line between theory and fantasy, science and supposition, starts to dissolve. The authors of these dissertations are obsessed—and scientists are nearly as obsessed with them."

(Discover Magazine, April 2002)

[Cicero]

When I was still in school, a friend of mine and I took a train to New York and visited the old Museum of Science and Industry. While we were there looking at the exhibits, they handed us some pamphlet literature and, when we got home, we took it out and found "The Communist Manifesto" and a number of similar items. Not long after that, the museum was closed down for good. I wonder why? Could it be because it was the dawning of the McCarthy era? (By the way, McCarthy was right. The commies WERE passing stuff out. I got some of it.)

Anyway, at the museum they had a giant Van de Graaf generator. It produced huge yard-long sparks. And you could stand on this little platform and be charged up with static electricity, so all your hair stood up on end and your clothes ballooned out all over your body. You could see it in a mirror.

I mention all this because I think that's probably what's needed for the transmitting device. None of this nonsense about raising your frequency. That's a bunch of pseudoscience. Let's get serious.

That visit to the Museum of Science and Industry was a memorable experience. These pictures bring it all back.

[RightWhale]

Wow! It's all so simple, why didn't anyone think of this before. What would be really nifty is the levitating skateboard in Back to the Future, did anyone ever think of that?

[Brett66]

Ya canna' change the laws of physics!

[PhilDragoo]

Something about Vincent Price's body with a fly's head, and his head on a fly's body squeaking in a tiny voice,

help me! help me!

Absolutely the first subject must be Hillary!

[mhking]

"From the high desert, and the GREAT American Southwest..."

[TADSLOS]

Why can't the Chinese teleport a good takeout eggroll? I always have to do sit down for one.

[tacticalogic]

I'll just keep my Interociter, thanks.

[El Sordo]

I knew that Physics instructor of mine was making things difficult on purpose!!

I knew it!

And to think that it's all so easy........