[Scott from the Left Coast]

This stood in strong contrast to the spark and fire of Carrie Fisher's Princess Leia Organa

Well, let's face it, if your character is named (phonetically) Lay-a Organ-a, you'd dern well better have some spark and fire.

Plus a big 2X4 to beat Bill Clinton off with.

[brbethke]

I thought Bill Clinton used the washroom sink for that.