Yoko Ono. Endless loop playback. About 132 decibels or so. Spice it up with selections from the "Hebrew Hits" channel on DMX satellite radio.
Half hour intervals of oinking pigs might be a nice touch as well now that I think about it. Oh yes, can't forget. The odd Rob Zombie moment in the middle of the night would add some variety. Wouldn't want them to get bored, after all.
On the hour, every hour, Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for A**holes. Just to let Arafat know we care.
Good idea. How about adding "We all Live in a Yellow Submarine" or ( not sure if the title is quite correct ) "'Enry the Eighth I am"....or...OOOOOOOOh....how about music from BARNEY??? The UNEU can't complain about THAT can they?
Half hour intervals of oinking pigs might be a nice touch as well now that I think about it.I have just the song for that half-hour loop: "Pigs (Three Different Ones" by Pink Floyd (Down in the pig bin singing, "Keep on digging". Pig stain on your fat chin, what do you hope to find, down in the pig mine? You're nearly a laugh. You're nearly a laugh but you're really a cry.)