[BikerNYC]

Catholic Church said to be struggling to keep homosexuals out

How does one go about doing this? Is asking sufficient, or do they hook candidates to machines and show them pictures of various naked people to see what causes the greater emotional response?

[Loyalist]

There is a device which monitors the dilation of the pupils in response to a series of sexually suggestive pictures. I can't remember the proper name for it, but the RCMP called it the "Fruit Machine" when they used it to screen out homosexual security risks in sensitive government jobs.

[Antoninus]

How does one go about doing this? Is asking sufficient, or do they hook candidates to machines and show them pictures of various naked people to see what causes the greater emotional response?

It's really not that difficult. The seminaries need to adopt a "do ask and do tell" policy. Every entrance interview should ask the question point blank: Do you consider yourself a homosexual? Furthermore, it should be made very clear that homosexual behavior of any kind will not be tolerated. Students should be encouraged to report such behavior to their superiors immediately. An offending student should be subject to an investigation and, if the accusation is proved, expelled from the seminary. How difficult is that?

And how many of you think that an attempted 'homosexual' infiltrator will survive seven - ten years in the seminary without calling attention to himself?